New Talk Memes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

The image shows two illustrations with the text "How to talk to short people:". The left illustration is labeled "Wrong" and shows a person bending down to talk to another person. The right illustration is labeled "Correct" and shows one person grabbing another person by the neck to be at the same height.

A tweet from TIME saying "Norway is happiest country in the world. What's the secret?" and below that a tweet from Secular Talk saying "I can't believe that a wealthy country with free healthcare & education, high wages, a strong middle class and nearly a month paid vacation time by law is happy." There is also a picture of a globe between the two tweets.

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

poor police

A four panel cartoon of a person with a beard and a joint in their mouth. In the first panel, the text on the image reads '*knock knock*' and 'Who is it?'. The text on the door is 'Police'. In the second panel the text reads 'Why are you here?' The text next to the door reads 'We want to talk to you'. In the third panel the text reads 'How many you all are?'. The text next to the door reads 'Two'. In the fourth panel, the text reads 'Then talk to each other!'. The text at the bottom of the image are URLs.

Always Me

A young boy with a slightly annoyed expression is shown. Above and below the boy are white text boxes saying: "Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help."

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

Moon Knight is awesome

The image is a three-panel comic style picture. In the first panel, Spider-Man is in the upper part saying, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". In the second panel, Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight declares, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀

A dark-themed chat with the text: "No, ginger. What even is a uhm, thing with bean in it? Is it like a cult?" The chat is from today at 5:39 PM.

Short people, opinions?

The image shows a three-panel meme. The first two panels show stick figures interacting in ways that are marked with a red X as 'Wrong'. The third panel shows two anime-style characters kissing, marked with a green checkmark as 'Correct'. The text above the figures reads: "How to talk to short people:".

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"

A young woman with long brown hair, wearing a red shirt, gives the middle finger with both hands. The background is white.

on god

A cartoon image of Spiderman with the text "CAN'T TALK NOW" above him and "NIPPLES TOO HARD" below him.

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The image is split into two sections. The top shows a woman with a surprised but pleased smile. The text above her reads, "Mums when their teenage son mentions a girl for the first time." Below, there is a cartoon character holding a shotgun with an angry expression. A younger cartoon character stands beside him. The text says, "Dads when their teenage daughter mentions a boy" and "I just want to talk with him."

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Uh, WHO?!

The image shows a screenshot of the Cleverbot website. The text "cleverbot" is at the top in colorful letters. Below it, "10166 people talking" is written. The chatbot conversation reads: "Do I exist?" "Yes you do." "Do I?" "Do you think you do?" "I have no idea!" Then, "She's pretty" is written followed by a share button. A text input field says "say to cleverbot...".