Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories
Worst Jokes Ever TV
Explain Bear

Events

Joke of the day
Meme of the day

Games

Crosswords Arena

Popular

Morbid jokes
Twin Towers jokes
Dark Humor
Orphan jokes
Priest jokes
Incest jokes
Indian jokes
Stereotype jokes
Offensive jokes
Black jokes
Gay jokes
Cancer jokes
Lesbian jokes
Intimacy jokes
Prostitution jokes
Nun jokes
Stephen Hawking jokes
Abuse jokes
Autism jokes
Wheelchair jokes
All categories

Frequently asked questions (FAQ)

Jokes
Memes
Community

Talk memes

Post meme

Best
Newest

Life

2 views · ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Math test

37 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Spider-Man and Deadpool are sitting at desks in a classroom. Spider-Man is writing on his test with a pen. Deadpool is writing with scissors. There is text that reads: "Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?" "Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!" "I got Waterloo." "This is a math test!" Are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors.

Headphone

12 views · Wade · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants, with a slightly annoyed expression, against a background of orange flames. The text on the image reads: "When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me."

Parent

17 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

The image shows a person with a slightly distorted face. The text above the image says "When your parents say 'hey we need to talk' and every single thing you've done since birth crosses your mind.". The bottom left corner shows 'Jamescharles_s'.

Order

3 views · Thoughtless · 2 years ago

A man with glasses says, "I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM GIRLS!" In the second image, he says, "'CAUSE THEY DON'T TALK TO ME!" There are two women in the background of both images, looking indifferent.

Case

457 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

Fish

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic strip shows a person fishing. In the first panel, a fish is on the hook, saying "Ow. This hurts so bad.". In the second panel, the person says "A talking fish! Will you grant my wish?". The third panel shows the fish saying, "I don't have any magic. I can retake Jerusalem tho." In the final panel, the person is replaced with a crusader helmet with the speech bubble saying "What a coincidence."

Lawyer

7 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A monkey's face is looking directly at the camera. The text on the image says, "My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty."

Prison

84 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

Bro

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a scene from a movie, where two men are talking in a crowd and the text reads, "Me listening to bro talk about a new girl he's talking to: (It's me on a fake account)".

Bitcoin

14 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A drawing of the evolution of man showing a human walking away with text: "When you walk in a party and see a bunch of dudes talking about bitcoin", followed by "LATER HOMO" and "H. sapiens (modern hum".

Father

24 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

People

19 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two illustrations with the text "How to talk to short people:". The left illustration is labeled "Wrong" and shows a person bending down to talk to another person. The right illustration is labeled "Correct" and shows one person grabbing another person by the neck to be at the same height.

Country

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A tweet from TIME saying "Norway is happiest country in the world. What's the secret?" and below that a tweet from Secular Talk saying "I can't believe that a wealthy country with free healthcare & education, high wages, a strong middle class and nearly a month paid vacation time by law is happy." There is also a picture of a globe between the two tweets.

Veteran

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Disease

56 views · Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

Meme

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Story

61 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

Relationship

33 views · The Unknown King of Moderation · 2 years ago

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

Police

32 views · ShyDragon3 · 2 years ago

poor police

A four panel cartoon of a person with a beard and a joint in their mouth. In the first panel, the text on the image reads '*knock knock*' and 'Who is it?'. The text on the door is 'Police'. In the second panel the text reads 'Why are you here?' The text next to the door reads 'We want to talk to you'. In the third panel the text reads 'How many you all are?'. The text next to the door reads 'Two'. In the fourth panel, the text reads 'Then talk to each other!'. The text at the bottom of the image are URLs.

Previous
Next
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5