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Big daddy2.0

no thank u for sleeping

A cartoon man with short blond hair and a red outfit with white gloves is shown from the chest up with a surprised expression. Text in white at the top of the image says, "When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospitals and every one starts sleeping better". Text at the bottom of the image says "No need to thank me."

Wade

Fight

The image shows a chart of character reactions during a fight. The characters are: one that is fighting, one that tries to stop the fight, one filming, one is confused, one just watches, and one that is screaming. The text at the top says "*a fight starts*".

Heroin Monkey

How the skinwalker
looks at his victim
after he screams
"i'm not dying a
v*rgin" and starts
unzipping his pants
MemeZee

BellaTrix

Sus

A four-panel image. The left three panels show a character from "Despicable Me" going through the motions of testing code, starting with the code seemingly working fine, then creating a test case that fails miserably twice and then finally deleting the test case. The fourth panel shows another person in a car with the word "COBOL" over his head and the text "Why can't you be normal?" The person screams and starts an array at 1.

tensebot501

A cartoon image shows a woman holding a baby. Text on top says, "When babies start talking:" Text on the bottom says, "I just did a boom boom"

ur momy

giving people karma

A young boy with a mischievous smile and blond hair is wearing a green sweater. The text overlay says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next'. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

BoBiSgReAt

war

The image shows a split between a black-and-white background of a war scene with soldiers and helicopters, and the yellow face of the Sesame Street character Bert in color in the foreground. The text on top says, "Retail workers when they hear Mariah Carey start singing..."

Angel_Izzy

Me:

The image shows a red Elmo with wide eyes looking surprised. The text on the image says: "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."

jefferyo100

The image shows two cartoon characters with big eyes and expressive faces. The one on the left is labeled "Me:" and the one on the right is labeled "Bro:". Above them, the text reads, "Me and bro when we start hearing moaning and groaning upstairs in our parents' bedroom."

gyattohio

William Dafoe smiles widely as the words of the meme are written above him.

Adolf Nigler

Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.

Heroin Monkey

A person with their head back and mouth open, in what looks like an exercise room. Text reads "the teacher starts yapping me at the back of the class".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a four-panel comic. The first panel depicts a box with arrows pointing outwards and the text "Pressurized gas pushes its container". The second panel shows a figure with a trollface boiling water. The third panel shows a figure with a trollface putting steam into a piston. The fourth panel shows a steam train with a trollface on it and the text "Start industrial revolution".

Face mc shooty

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

Big daddy2.0

anyone else change

The image is a split comparison showing a muscular Jason Momoa with long hair, labeled "ending 2019," above a picture of a man with shoulder-length hair and a mustache, labeled "starting 2023."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the development of a person through four stages of life. In the first picture, the figure is an old man with a hat standing next to a door, the second picture is a man sitting on a chair with a question mark, and the third picture is a man kneeling with a stressed expression, the last picture is a boy drawing on an easel. The text "It starts with" is at the top. The text "one thing" is near the beginning. The text "I don't know why" is above the next picture. The text "It doesn't even matter how hard you try" is above the last picture.

Anonymous

when the bitch tryna start shit

Heroin Monkey

A still from Peaky Blinders shows Cillian Murphy looking directly at the viewer. Text above him describes a student who is taking a test.

✨Jassy✨

Ya'll be safe you never know these days

A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.

GG Miller

so true

A sad looking minion stands beside the text: "Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones... When will they start making smart people?"

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