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11 views · Face mcshooty · 11 months ago

A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."

Code

7 views · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Sus

A four-panel image. The left three panels show a character from "Despicable Me" going through the motions of testing code, starting with the code seemingly working fine, then creating a test case that fails miserably twice and then finally deleting the test case. The fourth panel shows another person in a car with the word "COBOL" over his head and the text "Why can't you be normal?" The person screams and starts an array at 1.

Release

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person with brown hair and a black and white jacket sits on an orange couch with a grey patterned background. The text below the image says "epstein list releases" and "ecelebs start leaving the platform".

Gas

6 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a four-panel comic. The first panel depicts a box with arrows pointing outwards and the text "Pressurized gas pushes its container". The second panel shows a figure with a trollface boiling water. The third panel shows a figure with a trollface putting steam into a piston. The fourth panel shows a steam train with a trollface on it and the text "Start industrial revolution".

War

BoBiSgReAt · 2 years ago

war

The image shows a split between a black-and-white background of a war scene with soldiers and helicopters, and the yellow face of the Sesame Street character Bert in color in the foreground. The text on top says, "Retail workers when they hear Mariah Carey start singing..."

Baby

tensebot501 · 2 years ago

A cartoon image shows a woman holding a baby. Text on top says, "When babies start talking:" Text on the bottom says, "I just did a boom boom"

Button

4 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A picture shows the square button on a Playstation controller. Next to it is a picture of an elbow with the Mexican flag above it. Both images are zoomed in to show the texture.

Funeral

4 views · ur momy · 3 years ago

giving people karma

A young boy with a mischievous smile and blond hair is wearing a green sweater. The text overlay says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next'. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Prank

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A hand holds a clear, translucent polymer ball over a body of water, demonstrating its near-invisibility when submerged. Below the image, a text conversation on Tumblr describes a prank idea: first, putting invisible polymer balls in a bath to scare someone, and second, escalating the idea significantly to hiding large, shaped figures in every swimming pool in America.

Life

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows the development of a person through four stages of life. In the first picture, the figure is an old man with a hat standing next to a door, the second picture is a man sitting on a chair with a question mark, and the third picture is a man kneeling with a stressed expression, the last picture is a boy drawing on an easel. The text "It starts with" is at the top. The text "one thing" is near the beginning. The text "I don't know why" is above the next picture. The text "It doesn't even matter how hard you try" is above the last picture.

Relationship

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

when the bitch tryna start shit

Change

Big daddy2.0 · 2 years ago

anyone else change

The image is a split comparison showing a muscular Jason Momoa with long hair, labeled "ending 2019," above a picture of a man with shoulder-length hair and a mustache, labeled "starting 2023."

Pet

2 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Ya'll be safe you never know these days

A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.

Gasoline

6 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

Car

GG Miller · 3 years ago

so true

A sad looking minion stands beside the text: "Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones... When will they start making smart people?"

Foot

8 views · gyattohio · 1 year ago

A tweet that reads: "Math teacher: the boat is 50 feet long. Me: feet?!?! *starts jaking off*"

Life

5 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A black and white image shows a cartoon-style character with spiky hair and raised hands, overlaid with the text 'When your life is falling apart in ways you could never imagine, you start to appreciate the script.' Below the character, it reads 'ABSOLUTE CINEMA.'

People

2 views · period boo · 2 years ago

A picture of Kermit the Frog lying on his stomach while using a smartphone. The text reads, "I hate it when people text me: 'Call me'. I'm gonna start calling people and when they answer, I'm gonna say, 'text me', and hang up."

Funeral

2 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

DANG, like for a Cookie

A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Start

32 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

1) buy a lobster
[deleted] by
My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

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