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Release

1 year ago
A person with brown hair and a black and white jacket sits on an orange couch with a grey patterned background. The text below the image says "epstein list releases" and "ecelebs start leaving the platform".
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  • Gas

    1 year ago
    The image shows a four-panel comic. The first panel depicts a box with arrows pointing outwards and the text "Pressurized gas pushes its container". The second panel shows a figure with a trollface boiling water. The third panel shows a figure with a trollface putting steam into a piston. The fourth panel shows a steam train with a trollface on it and the text "Start industrial revolution".
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  • Teacher

    1 year ago
    A person with their head back and mouth open, in what looks like an exercise room. Text reads "the teacher starts yapping me at the back of the class".
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  • Look

    7 months ago
    A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."
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  • Bro

    8 months ago
    William Dafoe smiles widely as the words of the meme are written above him.
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  • Husband

    7 months ago
    A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."
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  • Change

    2 years ago

    anyone else change

    The image is a split comparison showing a muscular Jason Momoa with long hair, labeled "ending 2019," above a picture of a man with shoulder-length hair and a mustache, labeled "starting 2023."
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  • Relationship

    1 year ago

    when the bitch tryna start shit

    Text on a black background reads: "Left because of a single person. She can go fuck herself. She knows who she is."
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  • Life

    1 year ago
    The image shows the development of a person through four stages of life. In the first picture, the figure is an old man with a hat standing next to a door, the second picture is a man sitting on a chair with a question mark, and the third picture is a man kneeling with a stressed expression, the last picture is a boy drawing on an easel. The text "It starts with" is at the top.  The text "one thing" is near the beginning. The text "I don't know why" is above the next picture. The text "It doesn't even matter how hard you try" is above the last picture.
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  • Pet

    2 years ago

    Ya'll be safe you never know these days

    A picture shows a Google search bar with the text "how to tell if your pets are starting a cult" and below a photo of four hamsters. One hamster is standing on its hind legs with its paws raised, and three other hamsters are looking up at it.
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  • Car

    2 years ago

    so true

    A sad looking minion stands beside the text: "Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones... When will they start making smart people?"
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  • Gasoline

    8 months ago
    A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"
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  • People

    2 years ago
    A picture of Kermit the Frog lying on his stomach while using a smartphone. The text reads, "I hate it when people text me: 'Call me'. I'm gonna start calling people and when they answer, I'm gonna say, 'text me', and hang up."
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  • Depression

    2 years ago
    The image shows an advertisement for an "Autism Test" by FREEQUIZGAMES. The ad features a rainbow-colored infinity symbol made of circles, and a blue "START TEST" button below it. Above the image is the text "Seeing this advert just took me out of my depression."
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  • Brother

    2 years ago

    My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

    A man with a surprised expression has his finger in front of his lips, as if telling someone to be quiet. The text says "WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HE STARTS TO CRY."
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Funeral

    2 years ago

    DANG, like for a Cookie

    A young boy with blond hair is wearing a green sweater and a teddy bear pinned to the front. The text on the image says: "Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'You're next.' So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
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  • Foot

    7 months ago
    A tweet that reads: "Math teacher: the boat is 50 feet long. Me: feet?!?! *starts jaking off*"
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  • Life

    9 months ago
    A black and white image shows a cartoon-style character with spiky hair and raised hands, overlaid with the text 'When your life is falling apart in ways you could never imagine, you start to appreciate the script.' Below the character, it reads 'ABSOLUTE CINEMA.'
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  • Duck

    10 months ago
    Two white ducks are sitting on the side of a body of water. The text on the image says "Ducks will start to melt at 90 degrees."
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