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help me please im being abused

The image shows a news headline saying "KKK Leaders Started Stabbing Each Other Over Argument About Who's The Most Racist" and below it, a mugshot of a man with black eyes. Underneath there is the text "Klash of Klans"

Anonymous

Jake this ine for you

A slightly out-of-focus image of Elmo with the text, "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."

Wade

Skeletor tips

The image shows Skeletor in two panels. In the top panel, he's giving advice, "Start every phone call with 'my phone is about to die', then you can hang up whenever you want." In the bottom panel, he is walking away and the text says, "Skeletor will return with more introvert tips."

PurplePanda

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

Manga fan

Meme:

The image shows four anime characters. The text on the image says, "Coming back to school after the quarantine. Only 4 of us? We started with over 20."

freddyfatbear

jay Z

The image shows a text exchange between Jay Z and Jimmy, where Jay Z asks if Jimmy wants to see them do an impression of him, they start laughing at nothing, followed by a picture of the three laughing.

Alora💕

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Nateツ

A cartoon character, Ralph, looks up with a confused expression. The text on the image says, 'When you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better. Why do I fix everything I touch?'

Jazzy💕

A man sits on a couch with his arms crossed, looking off to the side. Text above him reads: "When you're finally old enough to listen in on the family gossip and everything starts to make sense."

MATTIX

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two cars with text above and below each image. The image on the left shows a red classic car with the text "Cars in action movies" above it and the text "Still works after being shot 1000 times" below it. The image on the right shows a small black car with the text "Cars in horror movies" above it and the text "Can't even start" below it.

αmy

i know what i’m naming my child

A Google search results page for the search term "p girl names." The results include typical names like "Paige," "Patricia," and "Penelope," but also lists "Pakistan International Airlines."

Wade

A cartoon image of Rick and Morty characters from the TV show Rick and Morty with the text: "When someone starts expressing their feelings in an honest, sincere way instead of having the decency to turn their pain into humorous cynicism like a normal person."

stillwaiting..

A close up image shows a chipmunk with its cheeks puffed out, filled with food. The text overlay says, "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LETS PRAY'"

yourmomleft yourdadf

me in thanksgiving

A chipmunk with full cheeks is looking worried. The text says, "When you already started eating and someone says 'lets pray'"

LtPancakes98

I just started this site (explain bear, make me welcome plz)

A person's hand holding penne pasta over a black box, while in the background a person with a chef's hat and mustache holds a gun to their head. Text overlay reads 'pov a italians when spaghetti broken' and 'Pasta la vista'.

Toast ツ

Me when an Indian starts
bullying me
J@thecheese03

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Heroin Monkey

A young man with blond hair is smiling at the camera. The text above him reads: "How I look at my cab driver after my luggage starts screaming for help."

big [fire] balls

naz
@Nazxca
There is only one thing girls want,
and it starts with a P and ends in
a S.

Bozo

who wants to play tic tac toe on donatello's forehead? I'll start

A cartoon image of Donatello with a tic tac toe grid on his forehead, with an X in the center square.

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