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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Anonymous

A close up of a person's face with wide eyes. Text says: "The genie looking at me when I wish for spiders to have wings, be 5x bigger and invisible."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a police officer is talking to Spider-man, saying "Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-". The second panel shows Spider-man replying with "Fuck you". In the third panel, Spider-man is shown again next to the police officer and saying, "Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a lawyer present, for ANY reason!"

AG

A cartoon of a female character in a burning scene with the text "Spider-Man's girlfriend in every movie for no reason" at the top.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sad but true

Two hands are shaking. On the left, the hand is labeled "Undertale fans" and is paired with a spider-like character, and the text "Being horny for a spider". On the right, the hand is labeled "Homestuck fans" and is paired with a character.

shaylie lol

A spider is visible through the tent fabric with the text "LET'S GO CAMPING, THEY SAID" above and "IT WILL BE FUN, THEY SAID" below.

The Radio Demon

true fr

The image shows a text on the top that says: "when your taking a shower and the spider in the corner starts crawling down". The bottom image shows Elsa from Frozen with a scared face, her right hand with icy elements in the air.

𐌋𐌉Ꝋ𐌍 𐌊𐌉𐌍Ᏽ

An elderly woman with glasses is squinting at a laptop screen while holding her fingers in a way that looks like she is pinching something. Above her head is the text 'I THINK' and below is 'I SPIDER'.

Nateツ

A person is laying horizontally against the wall as if they are trying to avoid touching the ground. Above, the text reads "When you hit the spider and it runs under the bed."

Wade

Dirty little Spider-Man

The image is a three-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a man with red hair holding a woman by the neck, saying, "STAY BACK OR THE LADY GETS IT!". The second panel shows Spider-Man pointing and saying, "NOT BEFORE SHE GETS IT FROM ME". The third panel shows the woman covered in white goo, with the text "SPIDERMAN HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT".

Rylee ੈ♡˳

officially done !!!!!! ( the big shadow thing says " SPIDER- MAN " )

A drawing of Spider-Man's head with a spider symbol, two spiderwebs, a hand making the 'I love you' sign, and the text 'With great power comes great responsibility' written above. There is also a small signature.

freddyfatbear

so you have chosen...death

The image shows a text conversation where a spider is described as running around, and the person is unconcerned. Then the spider gets close and the person responds with a still from a movie with a man saying, "So you have chosen... death."

✨Jassy✨

Rich girls when they see a spider

A little girl is smirking slightly at the camera. In the background, there is a house completely engulfed in flames. The text says: "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Im not sure

No thank you!

A young girl looks sideways with a slight smile, while in the background, a house is in flames. The text overlay reads "There was a spider. It's gone now."

KatsukiBakugouSimp

barbie da spider

A Barbie doll is modified to look like a spider with extra limbs.

addy

so true

A young girl with a smirk is in the foreground, while behind her a house is engulfed in flames. The text overlay on the image says, "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Anonymous

tell me who loves fortnite spider gwen i love her alot do not judge

A 3D rendering of Spider Gwen from Fortnite. She has a white and pink mask with large white eyes, a black top, and white arms.