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Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Anonymous

A screenshot of a messaging conversation. The first message reads, "This is Gavin mom. I am sorry to inform you." The next message reads, "What happens?" The final message reads, "He killed himself." Below this is the word, "wompwomp."

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Wade

Lmao another example of Amy being a petty little bitch

A screenshot of comments on a video titled "CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator". One highlighted comment from amyrulesthepizzaaa says "ABSOLUTE ASS" with fire emojis. Another comment from VancityMerc319 says, "Dang that turned out really blurry, sorry guys, dunno what happened it was fine before..." The final comment from beckwild343 says "you have a hidden talent but PLEASE keep that shit hidden" with fire and 100 emojis.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message reads: "Aye dumbass your girl cheating on you." The second message reads: "I'm blind." The third message reads: "Oh shit", followed by another message written in braille and reading: "Sorry, I can't see you." The final message reads: "That fucking whore."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

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A man with a wide, slightly maniacal smile is in the bottom part of the image. Above him in white letters it says: "Driving at 200 mph in a school zone:".

TechPriestGotDrip

A cartoon penguin wearing a cowboy hat and a sheriff's badge is holding two revolvers. The text reads: "Sorry, bucko. This is a non-weeb server, so no anime please."

Inessa :)

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."

mal

A cartoon drawing of a man in a tuxedo pushing a wheelchair with a pie in it. Above the man, it says "american pie". The man says "I am sorry I got you pregnant". The pie says "it is fine Jim, don't worry about it".

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a cooked crab served in a baguette on a white plate on a table. There is a glass of wine and a candle in the background. The text above the image reads: "Crab Boiled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In a Baguette. (Sorry for good Quality)"

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows an anime girl, Misha, sitting on the floor with prosthetic legs. A dialogue box above her says, "Oh! Sorry, that was my fault." Below it, another box says, "JESUS CHRIST, DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH ON A MINE FIELD?" Another text box at the bottom says, "Misha: "Wahahatch where you're going~!"

♡𝓅𝒶𝓁

The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."

Heroin Monkey

sorry pancreatic
cancer but i
dont think you
qualify as an emotion
this is bullshit
you let spongebob in
sponging out is an
important step in a
persons life how about
you read a fucking book

BellaTrix

A picture of Albus Dumbledore with the text: "I'm sorry about your parents, but no spell can reawaken the dead, Harry. I trust you know that. Except for the Time Turner. We'll use that to save Buckbeak."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

IM now only doing duck memes

The image shows two panels. On the left, there's a photo of a white duck wearing a sailor outfit. On the right, there's a large yellow rubber duck floating in water near a city. The text in the left panel says, "Sorry, everyone, but the world's greatest splay has been achieved." The text in the right panel says, "Canada has a $200,000 rubber duck that just floats around for no reason."

Wade

Words I live by

The image shows the comic book character Deadpool in a red and black suit with two swords on his back. The background is a red and white pattern. Above and below Deadpool are two text fields. The first says, "IF I'VE EVER OFFENDED YOU, JUST KNOW, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I'M SORRY." The second says, "THAT YOU'RE OVERLY SENSITIVE."

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