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Apology

32 views · Shitpost master-general · 2 months ago

A screenshot of a YouTube comment thread. The user Ricardo Pineda asks how to make the audio his ringtone. The user Joaquin Amaya replies with an insult: "Dumb nigga." Ricardo Pineda then retaliates by posting geographic coordinates: "@Joaquin Amaya 38.8977° N, 77.0365° W this you??" Joaquin Amaya immediately apologizes: "@Ricardo Pineda I'm sorry."

Bussy

115 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A black and white manga panel depicts a young character, likely male, with messy hair and tear-streaked cheeks, looking distressed and crying. Large white text overlays the image, reading: "IM SORRY FOR HAVING A PUFFY PINK LOVE-TUNNEL-3000 SQUEAKY CLEAN GORILLA GRIP BUSSY I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE".

Loss

228 views · Heroin Monkey · 4 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post. The post title reads: 'I recreated my son's final moments in Minecraft to help me cope with his loss'. The post includes an image of a Minecraft scene showing a small, blocky room with stone walls, a window, and on the wooden floor, red pixelated blocks resembling blood, next to a bed. The text below the image says 'thoughts and prayers are appreciated'. At the bottom, a grey box indicates the post was removed by the subreddit moderators with the message: 'Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/Minecraft.'

Autism

170 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A multi-panel image featuring characters from 'Inside Out' (Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Anger), Bill Cipher from 'Gravity Falls', and Optimus Prime from 'Transformers'. In the top panel, Joy, Sadness, Disgust, and Anger are present. Joy has a speech bubble saying, "Sorry, Bill Cipher, but I don't think you qualify as an emotion." In the middle panel, Bill Cipher, the yellow triangle, responds with a speech bubble that says, "This is bullshit, you let Optimus Prime...". The bottom panel shows Optimus Prime pointing a finger, with a speech bubble stating, "Bro, I'm autism."

Text message

189 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark blue background. The messages are in light blue bubbles from one sender and light grey bubbles from a second sender. The conversation starts with one sender asking to meet, then expressing joy with '*blushes*' and '*jumps with joy*', and finally sending '*cums*'. The other sender responds with 'Yeah when tho', 'stop that please', and a threatening message beginning with 'Nigga, I will rape you'.

Identity

14 views · The RĒAL RB · 9 months ago

Proof that Heroin Monkey is OPAL

A screenshot of an online chat conversation. Multiple users are present: IndieRockBoat, RapBoat, Opal, Cosmo the Intern, and Heroin Monkey. The conversation shows IndieRockBoat repeatedly asking "Any of you listen to indie rock?" and then stating "sorry I live in McDonald's my internet is bad." RapBoat then comments, "That's how I know it's Heroin Monkey, he ALWAYS does that." Opal then insults RapBoat with crude language, which RapBoat then repeats back, seemingly as if impersonating Opal, and adds further crude remarks. The critical exchange occurs at the end: RapBoat asks, "You want me to pull an AG???" Heroin Monkey replies, "yes." Immediately after, RapBoat types, "Heroin Monkey yes." Below this, a final line states, "Bro forgot to switch alts."

AI

80 views · Anonymous · 10 months ago

Shitpost master general

A four-panel comic strip. Panel 1: A robot covered in paint splatters and wearing a red beret stands with a paintbrush in front of an easel, talking to an older human figure. The human says in a speech bubble: "SORRY, BUT A.I. CANNOT ATTEND ART SCHOOL." Panel 2: Close-up of the robot looking sad, holding the paintbrush. Panel 3: The robot wipes the paintbrush under its nose, creating a black smudge. Panel 4: The robot looks forward with the black smudge now resembling a small mustache (like Adolf Hitler's), with an angry expression and glowing yellow eyes. The text 'STONETOSS.COM' is visible vertically on the right edge of the first two panels.

Date

43 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A still from a movie with text overlayed on top. The text reads, "Dating in 2025 be like. Me: "Sorry I put it in the wrong hol3." My date: "That's ok. It's the only hol3 I have." The still shows a man who looks sad.

Life

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A cartoon image features a zombie and a plant from "Plants vs. Zombies" relaxing on the grass. The text reads: "How life feels when you stop caring what people think. Sorry, wrong image."

Waitress

21 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Croc

31 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.

Croc

60 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Two Crocs featuring images of the characters Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the television series "Breaking Bad." The text above the shoes reads "SORRY BABE." The text below reads "THE BREAKING BAD CROCS STAY ON DURING SEX."

Duck

3 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

IM now only doing duck memes

The image shows two panels. On the left, there's a photo of a white duck wearing a sailor outfit. On the right, there's a large yellow rubber duck floating in water near a city. The text in the left panel says, "Sorry, everyone, but the world's greatest splay has been achieved." The text in the right panel says, "Canada has a $200,000 rubber duck that just floats around for no reason."

Girl

84 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text message conversation is shown. The first message says, "Yoh bro your girl is cheating on you fool." The reply says, "I'm deaf bro." Another message says, "Sorry my bad." Then there is a sequence of hand sign emojis, and finally, the last message says, "That fucking hoe."

Chat

8 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Cat

15 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a message exchange. The first message says "Good morning beautiful". The second message includes an image of an unkempt cat with text below saying "I woke up like this". The third message says "Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

Dog

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone screen displaying a text conversation. The first message reads "FBI Agent: Do it bro". Followed by the user: "My dog just ran away", "Yah" and "I still have a boyfriend". In between, the FBI agent texts "I'm so sorry to hear that" and "I'm here if you need anything". The last message by the user reads "And I still have my dog."

Emotion

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A three-panel meme featuring characters from the movie Inside Out. In the first panel, Joy (a bright yellow emotion character) speaks to a small, strange creature with wide eyes, saying, "sorry pancreatic cancer but i dont think you qualify as an emotion." In the second panel, the creature replies, "this is bullshit you let spongebob in." In the third panel, SpongeBob SquarePants appears in the foreground, saying, "sponging out is an important step in a persons life how about you read a fucking book."

Accident

39 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Dog

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a message conversation. The first message says 'Hi Dexter is dead' and the time is shown as 10:10. The second message says 'Hi Dexter is ready now!! Sorry stupid auto correct' and the time is shown as 10:11. Below the messages there is a picture of a dog on a leash.

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