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A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

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gramma got a gun

A woman, likely an elderly woman or grandmother, is holding a handgun. The text above says "when you're presenting in class and someone says "can you speak up i cant hear you"".

Jenny 😂

The image is a split-panel with two different situations. The top panel shows a person with sunglasses and a big smile and the text "Moms when they see someone they know from work." The bottom panel shows two images of a monkey looking shocked and the text "Kids when they see someone they know at school."

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The image shows a person dressed as Ronald McDonald with a red wig, white face paint, and a red smile. They are wearing a yellow and red striped outfit and glasses, and holding a black machine gun in their hands. Above the image is text that reads "Someone: Sum up America in one picture. Me:"

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ITS SO TRUE ONG

The image shows three women with shocked expressions. The text above the image reads "when you and your friends hear what someone you thought was innocent did"

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Me after hearing

A picture of a person in an airplane with an anxious face, with the text "me after hearing someone cough on my $8 round trip flight to italy."

stillwaiting..

The image shows two side-by-side images of the character Woody from Toy Story. On the left, Woody has a sly and sinister smile. On the right, Woody is engulfed in flames while laughing maniacally. The text above the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."

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The image is divided into two panels. In the first panel, a person with glasses and dark hair looks slightly annoyed and makes a thumbs up gesture. Below it the text "You just insulted my entire profession" is displayed. The second panel shows the same person looking like they are admitting a secret with the text "But yes." and a tiny URL on the right side which is "boredpanda.com".

MEME LORD

A puzzle box shows a landscape image with a house, a mountain, and some birds. The pieces of the completed puzzle next to it show the upper body of a large, muscular man. The text above the puzzles reads "Someone anonymously sent me this puzzle. It's not turning out how I expected..."

Wade

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants, with a slightly annoyed expression, against a background of orange flames. The text on the image reads: "When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."

Jenny 😂

The image shows two stick figures. The left one is white with red scribbles at the legs and it's labeled "my anger level usually". The right stick figure is completely red and it's labeled "my anger level when someone is better than me at the things I like".

✨Jassy✨

Me everyday

A brown bear is standing in rushing water with a fish in its mouth. Text overlayed on the image reads: "me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch". The source of the image is given as boredpanda.com

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Gun

An older woman is holding a gun. Text says: when you're presenting in class and someone says "can you speak up i can't hear you"

Wade

A cartoon image of Rick and Morty characters from the TV show Rick and Morty with the text: "When someone starts expressing their feelings in an honest, sincere way instead of having the decency to turn their pain into humorous cynicism like a normal person."

✨Jassy✨

A person wearing a distorted white mask with a black eyes appears to be in pain. The text reads: "When you're chasing someone through the house and stub your toe..."

stillwaiting..

A close up image shows a chipmunk with its cheeks puffed out, filled with food. The text overlay says, "WHEN YOU ALREADY STARTED EATING AND SOMEONE SAYS 'LETS PRAY'"

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me in thanksgiving

A chipmunk with full cheeks is looking worried. The text says, "When you already started eating and someone says 'lets pray'"

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A white dog with a slightly unnerving smile is in the middle of the image. The text above reads, "When someone is crying and you don't know what to do." The text below reads, "u want water?"

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A man with a confused or surprised look on his face is wearing headphones in front of a microphone. The text reads: "When you're ugly and someone fine likes you."

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