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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."
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  • Wade
    1 year ago

    Unicorns

    The image shows a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a white horse with a horn labeled 'Unicorn'. The middle panel features a white rhino labeled 'High-capacity assault unicorn'. The bottom panel depicts a swordfish labeled 'High speed underwater unicorn'. The image text says 'Unicorns come in different sizes'.
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  • Wade
    1 year ago

    Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana

    A picture of the sun with text that says: "Many people don't appreciate how huge the sun actually is, so I added a banana for scale."
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  • Toast ツ
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.
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  • Wade
    1 year ago

    Robin v Robin

    The meme shows two panels of Robin in a comic book style. The top panel shows Robin saying, "I'm a wanted man, Jason." The next panel shows a different Robin saying, "Impossible, you weren't even a wanted child." Below that is an image of a person's face next to a dial labeled 'OOF SIZE' with settings for 'Small', 'Medium', and 'Large'.
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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Meme for today

    The image shows a package of "Pee-Pee Pads" for puppies and dogs. The text on the package reads "ONE SIZE FITS ALL PUPPIES & DOGS. 12 Hour Guaranteed Protection Day or All Night. Pee-Pee Pads."
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  • TheForeverVirgin
    2 years ago
    The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."
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  • ✨Jassy✨
    2 years ago

    OOF

    The image shows a text conversation between a bully and a quiet kid followed by a picture of a dial with "OOF SIZE" written below. The dial has settings for "Small," "Medium," and "Large."
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  • ✨Jassy✨
    2 years ago

    My brother when he's mad

    The image shows two pictures side by side. The first picture shows an angry Groot with a serious face. The second picture shows a smaller version of Groot running and yelling. Above both images, there is text stating: "how you think you look like when you are angry vs. how you really look cause you're 5'1"
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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    What's your size?

    The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows text about NASA relabeling the penis sleeve in spacesuits, and a picture of what it looks like. The bottom panel shows a face looking at a knob labeled "PP SIZE" with options "Small", "Medium", and "Large".
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