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Heroin Monkey

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

rapboat

The image is a two-panel comic showing examples of appropriate and inappropriate workplace behavior. In the top panel, a man is labeled "APPROPRIATE" and says, "She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty (Booty)." A woman at her desk responds, "AWWW, YOU'RE SWEET." In the bottom panel, a man is labeled "INAPPROPRIATE" and says, "Grippy, huh. Grippy, I call her that 'cause it's grippy." The same woman is now on the phone, saying, "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!" The faces of the men are replaced with pictures of the rappers Gunna and J. Cole respectively.

Heroin Monkey

A person in dark, futuristic armor stands against a dark and blurry background. The text overlay reads: "She wanted a knight in shining armor but little does she know I'm a retard in tin foil."

MEME LORD

A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.

Anonymous

when the bitch tryna start shit

rapboat

New theory just dropped????

The image is split in two. On the left, there is a photo of a young child with curly blond hair being held by an adult. To the side stands a woman with long, dark, wavy hair. On the right side of the image, there is a photo of Ice Spice. Text above the pictures reads, "Illuminati might kill me but. Ice Spice is Drake's real baby mother... & he can't expose it because she was underage and that's why that rap battle had to be shut down. Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

real.

A man is wearing glasses with one lens that is fully black. Above the man is the text "Her: goo goo gaga"

MEME LORD

The image shows text overlayed on a blue background featuring a video game character. The text reads: "I think Fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she gets she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo."

Heroin Monkey

A bedroom with a purple pillow and a pink sheet. A puddle of fluid is visible on the sheet, and a black vibrator is next to it. The text says: "I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much."

Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

MEME LORD

A muscular man in a tank top and cap poses in front of a wall. The text overlay says "If her got hair on it she faithful, its the shaved ones that be cheating. Grass don't grow on a busy street."

MEME LORD

A blurry image shows a Minecraft ghast with text overlayed on the top and bottom. The text reads: "SHE GHASTLY" on the top and "ON MY NETHERS" on the bottom.

Anonymous

A man is sitting on a contraption with wheels. The woman in the red suit is attached to it. Another woman with a black leather outfit and a mask is pulling the contraption with a rope. Text on the image says "Jake asking Madi if she wants to "take a relaxing drive"."

Anonymous

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."

Anonymous

A woman's face is covered in white fluid. The text says "If a girl gives you this look, it means she might have a crush on you. You can tell by the slight angle of her smile."

Anonymous

Dad: Do you wanna know what your sister said while she
lost her virginity?
Son: Dad, please stop this is inappropriate
Dad: Exactly

Anonymous

Hotter than the sun.

The image shows Spongebob lying on the ground with a dark shadow overlayed on his face and body. The text reads: "When you missed the eclipse so she recreates it for you."

Anonymous

What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay

A drawing of three faces with text "how to draw a man's face" at the top. Two faces are drawn in black ink, one with slightly open eyes and mouth, the other one with closed lips. The third face is drawn in red ink and has a furrowed brow.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a blue transparent human skull and the text says "Calling everyone either 'he' or 'she'". The second panel shows a transparent blue human head with a bright spot in the brain and the text says "Calling everyone by their preferred gender pronouns". The third panel shows a red silhouette of a man with a raised fist and the Soviet Union flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone 'comrade'". The last panel shows a blue-toned superhero with an Australian flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone a cunt."

shaylie lol

The image shows a cartoon character of Marge Simpson pulling at her hair, with another version of Marge coming out of her pulled hair. The text at the top says, "My mom when she brushed my hair for school." There is a web address at the bottom, "boredpanda.com".

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