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Condom

1 year ago
The text says: "My expired condom that has been in my wallet for years when I see a dead pig on the side of the road." The image is a dark and blurry shot through a fence.
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    Fleshlight

    1 year ago
    A multi-panel image comparing various fleshlight designs and their corresponding levels of perceived intellect. The first row shows a basic fleshlight next to an image of a simple skull. The second row shows a toy car-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a brain with glowing nodes. The third row shows a worm-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a more detailed brain. The fourth row shows a standard fleshlight next to an image of a head with its brain exposed, shining with light rays. The fifth row shows a Hulk Hogan fleshlight next to a photo of a brain with fractal patterns. The sixth row shows a stuffed-crust pizza-themed fleshlight next to an image of a man's body glowing with energy. The last row shows a pizza and pasta-themed fleshlight next to an image of a spiritual man with energy coming out of his body and hands.
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  • Condom

    1 year ago
    The image is a chart comparing the effectiveness of different birth control methods. Condoms and birth control pills are shown with 99% effectiveness. A picture of a man is next to the text "Dipping Your Cock In Flexseal" with a 100% effectiveness.
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  • Parent

    1 year ago
    A still of the Talking Tom app looking at the camera with a disappointed expression. Below the app screenshot is a YouTube video description: "My parents having se and me recording it on talking Tom [REUPLOAD]" with view count, like/dislike, share, download and save icons, the channel name "Palmy Kokosowe" and a subscribe button.
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  • Husband

    9 months ago
    A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."
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  • Tweet

    1 year ago
    A list of 14 mock news headlines about Trump dancing, satirizing different media outlets. The meme is titled "The Trump Dance as covered by 14 different news outlets". The news sources include Fox News, HuffPost, CNN, OAN, Salon, Snopes, Vox, Daily Wire, Teen Vogue, Infowars, Vice, The View, Not the Bee, and a logo that looks like a bee.
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  • Backflip

    1 year ago
    A photo from under a bed with the text "DO NOT LET HER DO A BACKFLIP ON THE D!!!!"
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  • Transphobia

    2 years ago
    A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."
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  • People

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.
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  • Message

    1 year ago

    When he shares screen on call

    The image shows a computer browser screen with multiple open tabs. The tabs include Messages, Yum Myan, Quote, Free Porn Videos & Sex Tube, Talkroom, and Watch Free Annabelle Comes. There is also a URL visible: hdtoday.ht/watch-movie/watch-annabelle-comes-home-id-8557752556.
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  • Place

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a social media post with three comments. The first comment from user landorus says "lets have phone sex over walkie talkies". The second comment from user rninor says "bend over" "bend what? over". The third comment from user striderofthenorth-dom says "I hate this place".
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  • Side

    1 year ago

    Sex with a downy simplified

    A meme split into two sections. The left side shows two peaches and a banana with text “THIS SIDE UP”. The right side is a photo of a person with Down syndrome and the text “THIS SIDE DOWN”. Below these two images is the text “THIS IS HOW SEX WITH A DOWNY GOES”.
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  • Dick

    2 years ago

    sus

    Two comments by ashton parkes. The first comment at 5:01 AM reads: "y not u need my dick inside u first". The second comment at 5:28 AM reads: "when we have sex".
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  • Case

    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.
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  • Relationship

    1 year ago
    The image displays the text "WTF SEX FACTS#" in bold red letters, followed by the statement "Sex and trust are two of the most important parts of a successful relationship." The background is plain black.
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  • Kiss

    1 year ago

    Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭

    A woman is shown lying on her back with her arms above her head. Above her image are the words "AUSTRALIAN KISS" followed by "EQUALS AN UPSTAIRS MIX... TOILET BOWL BALLSUCKER".
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  • Equation

    8 months ago

    the bear was difficult on this one

    The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.
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  • Fact

    1 year ago

    Isnt that interesting......ummm

    The image contains the text "WTF SEX FACTS# The more orgasms you have, the longer you're likely to live, according to special research from the British Medical Journal."
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  • Cave

    10 months ago
    The image shows an aerial view of a coastline with a cave. A map pin is placed near the cave, and text next to the pin reads "Backshot cave."
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  • Rule

    2 years ago

    Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

    The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.
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