• Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
  • Categories
  • Jokes TV
  • Explain Bear

Events

  • Joke of the day
  • Meme of the day

Games

  • Crosswords Arena

Popular

  • Morbid jokes
  • Short jokes
  • Twin Towers jokes
  • Dark Humor
  • Black jokes
  • Priest jokes
  • Offensive jokes
  • Autism jokes
  • Asian jokes
  • Incest jokes
  • Orphan jokes
  • Indian jokes
  • Gay jokes
  • Racism jokes
  • Job jokes
  • Prostitution jokes
  • Lesbian jokes
  • Stephen Hawking jokes
  • George Floyd jokes
  • Abortion jokes
  • All categories
Frequently asked questions (FAQ)
Privacy
Contact
  • Jokes
  • Memes
  • Community
Sex

Sex memes

  • Post meme
  • Best
  • Newest

Sexuality

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
  • A screenshot of a fake tweet from Andrew Tate, whose profile picture shows a muscular man with a shaved head. The tweet reads: "Andrew Tate @Cobratate. One of the LEAST gay things a man can do is to fuck another man. Male on male sex is rough, masculine, akin to fighting. Sex with females is dainty, prissy. Sucking dick requires true courage. Getting showered with cum in a bukkake orgy is the height of heterosexuality." Below the tweet, engagement metrics are visible, including 15M Views, 434 comments, 762 retweets, and 13K likes, with a small watermark "r/totallyrealtweets" in the bottom right.
  • 0
  • Ad

    Head

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Facebook post that reads, "Imagine giving me head & I yell out BORRRRRRINGGGGGGGG."
  • 0
  • Weed

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".
  • 0
  • Ad

    Story

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.
  • 0
  • Ad

    Virgin

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of text messages. The first message says, "do u like cigarettes after sex?" The response says, "I'm a virgin with asthma."
  • 2
  • Parent

    MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • A still of the Talking Tom app looking at the camera with a disappointed expression. Below the app screenshot is a YouTube video description: "My parents having se and me recording it on talking Tom [REUPLOAD]" with view count, like/dislike, share, download and save icons, the channel name "Palmy Kokosowe" and a subscribe button.
  • 0
  • Ad

    Condom

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The text says: "My expired condom that has been in my wallet for years when I see a dead pig on the side of the road." The image is a dark and blurry shot through a fence.
  • 0
  • Condom

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a chart comparing the effectiveness of different birth control methods. Condoms and birth control pills are shown with 99% effectiveness. A picture of a man is next to the text "Dipping Your Cock In Flexseal" with a 100% effectiveness.
  • 0
  • Ad

    Coffee

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image is a meme featuring white text on a black background. It reads "WTF SEX FACTS# Drinking coffee before sex will make your orgasms 50x more intense."
  • 0
  • Backflip

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A photo from under a bed with the text "DO NOT LET HER DO A BACKFLIP ON THE D!!!!"
  • 0
  • Ad

    Transphobia

    Toast ツ · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."
  • 2
  • People

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.
  • 2
  • Ad

    Message

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • When he shares screen on call

    The image shows a computer browser screen with multiple open tabs. The tabs include Messages, Yum Myan, Quote, Free Porn Videos & Sex Tube, Talkroom, and Watch Free Annabelle Comes. There is also a URL visible: hdtoday.ht/watch-movie/watch-annabelle-comes-home-id-8557752556.
  • 10
  • Place

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a social media post with three comments. The first comment from user landorus says "lets have phone sex over walkie talkies". The second comment from user rninor says "bend over" "bend what? over". The third comment from user striderofthenorth-dom says "I hate this place".
  • 0
  • Ad

    Case

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.
  • 0
  • Ad

    Side

    randomone · 1 year ago
  • Sex with a downy simplified

    A meme split into two sections. The left side shows two peaches and a banana with text “THIS SIDE UP”. The right side is a photo of a person with Down syndrome and the text “THIS SIDE DOWN”. Below these two images is the text “THIS IS HOW SEX WITH A DOWNY GOES”.
  • 1
  • Dick

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago
  • sus

    Two comments by ashton parkes. The first comment at 5:01 AM reads: "y not u need my dick inside u first". The second comment at 5:28 AM reads: "when we have sex".
  • 10
  • Ad

    Equation

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • the bear was difficult on this one

    The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.
  • 1
  • Kiss

    H3LL0_K1TTY · 2 years ago
  • Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭

    A woman is shown lying on her back with her arms above her head. Above her image are the words "AUSTRALIAN KISS" followed by "EQUALS AN UPSTAIRS MIX... TOILET BOWL BALLSUCKER".
  • 0
  • Relationship

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image displays the text "WTF SEX FACTS#" in bold red letters, followed by the statement "Sex and trust are two of the most important parts of a successful relationship." The background is plain black.
  • 0
    • Previous
    • Next
      • 1
      • 2
      • 3
      • 4
      • 5