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Heroin Monkey
21 days ago
A screenshot of a fake tweet from Andrew Tate, whose profile picture shows a muscular man with a shaved head. The tweet reads: "Andrew Tate @Cobratate. One of the LEAST gay things a man can do is to fuck another man. Male on male sex is rough, masculine, akin to fighting. Sex with females is dainty, prissy. Sucking dick requires true courage. Getting showered with cum in a bukkake orgy is the height of heterosexuality." Below the tweet, engagement metrics are visible, including 15M Views, 434 comments, 762 retweets, and 13K likes, with a small watermark "r/totallyrealtweets" in the bottom right.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a Pornhub comment section. At the top, the Pornhub logo is visible. The first comment, from a user named "C_Julius_Caesar" (who has a verified checkmark), says, "Has anyone ever thought about how weird it is that we like watching porn? I mean, we're the only living animal out of millions who think it's satisfying to watch others have sex..." This comment was posted "2 weeks ago" and has 167 likes. Below it, a reply from a user named "Nsfwpapermario" (posted "Yesterday") reads, "How the fuck you verified as Julius Caesar?" This reply has 5 likes.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago

    type shizz

    A white text on a black background, formatted like a series of 'be like' statements describing a progression of absurd events. It starts with 'Girls be like: We hate all men so we turn lesbian,' followed by 'Boys be like: Uno reverse! Turns gay.' Then, 'Girls: Shocked Pikachu face,' and 'Sperm trying to get into each other: Confused stonk.' The next lines are 'Goku: has sex with Wednesday' and 'Wednesday: Pregnancy 100.' The text concludes with 'Me: Only in Ohio!'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A screenshot of two tweets. The top tweet is from Promethameme, with a profile picture of a glass with a straw and bubbles, saying "I hope they perform Feel Good Inc next". Below is a tweet from TMZ from September 24, saying "Gorillas Perform Oral Sex at Bronx Zoo, Humans Horrified tmoz.me/Wc9yCsa". There is a faint watermark at the bottom right.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of two Reddit comments on a dark background. The first comment, from a deleted user, asks about the lengths of depravity humans will go to for sexual stimulation and the torment they can endure for the possibility of sex. Below this, another user, whose name is obscured by a red bar, replies 'please help they found me i fucked a cactus'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A handwritten note on lined paper shows the biological classification ranks: Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, written below a sentence with arrows pointing up from each rank to a corresponding word. The sentence reads: Dear Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex. Above the note, text from a tweet says 'Gonna ace this exam'.
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  • Anonymous
    4 months ago

    the bear was difficult on this one

    The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.
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  • Face mcshooty
    5 months ago
    A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    The image is a surreal meme featuring a collage of unrelated images and text. In the center is an image of Peter Griffin with the hair of a rapper. Around Peter are various unrelated images, including Angry Bird, Mia Khalifa, an image with the words "DONUTS" and "HA GOTEEM", and a troll face. There is also text in Arabic which translates to: "All free movies online. Free full-length movies, comments, trailers, digital video discs, and more. Watch uncut Hollywood movies in full length, all streamed online, on demand. Very soon, a true legend died." There is also a "Download Free" button.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 months ago
    An M&M cartoon character with a sad face and brown stains on its head with the text: "THAT FEMBOY WASNT LYING. THAT BUSSY CAN SQUIRT."
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  • Anonymous
    7 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    The image shows an aerial view of a coastline with a cave. A map pin is placed near the cave, and text next to the pin reads "Backshot cave."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    Two Crocs featuring images of the characters Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the television series "Breaking Bad." The text above the shoes reads "SORRY BABE." The text below reads "THE BREAKING BAD CROCS STAY ON DURING SEX."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    9 months ago
    A screenshot of a social media post with three comments. The first comment from user landorus says "lets have phone sex over walkie talkies". The second comment from user rninor says "bend over" "bend what? over". The third comment from user striderofthenorth-dom says "I hate this place".
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  • Cosmo the Intern
    10 months ago
    A list of 14 mock news headlines about Trump dancing, satirizing different media outlets. The meme is titled "The Trump Dance as covered by 14 different news outlets". The news sources include Fox News, HuffPost, CNN, OAN, Salon, Snopes, Vox, Daily Wire, Teen Vogue, Infowars, Vice, The View, Not the Bee, and a logo that looks like a bee.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    10 months ago
    A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.
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  • MEME LORD
    10 months ago
    A man with a sweaty face looking exhausted. The text on the image is: "When u RAW DOGGIN her for 3 hours straight with back to back rounds & she stops *sighs* & says 'Do u think they'll ever find a cure for AIDS?'"
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  • Anonymous
    10 months ago

    Guess which one I'm mad about.

    Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."
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