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Woman

36 views · Willy b · 4 days ago

A meme featuring a mugshot of a woman with crossed eyes and a large smile. Text above the image describes a Florida woman attacking her boyfriend for a lack of eye contact, ending with the pun that she was charged with a "misdeweiener".

Mugshot

85 views · Willy b · 10 days ago

A screenshot of a news headline about a man jumping from a second-story apartment to escape a date who tried to shoot him for refusing sex. It features a mugshot of a person with short hair. A commenter complains about gender double standards, assuming the mugshot is of the male victim. WBRZ Channel 2 replies in a circled comment, stating that the photo is actually the woman's mugshot.

Bedroom

152 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

A screenshot of a social media post by Sawyer Smith. The text says he thought he was being stealthy bringing a girl home, but found an item outside his door in the morning. Below the text is a photo of a hand holding a blue and yellow can of WD-40. A yellow sticky note is stuck to the can with handwritten text that says, "FOR YOUR BED FRAME" followed by a heart and the word "DAD".

Book burning

67 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

A black and white photograph shows a large pile of burning books at night, with a crowd of people standing around watching. The text above the image describes the destruction of Magnus Hirschfeld's library of sexual research by Germans in Berlin 89 years ago, noting his work as an LGBT rights advocate and pioneer in sex reassignment surgeries. It concludes by stating the books contained "degenerate LGBT propaganda" and urges readers to remember which books the National Socialists burned.

Life

340 views · Shitpost master-general · 4 months ago

A meme featuring text that says "When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue" above a motion-blurred image of a man in a red tank top and black shorts running away rapidly through a green background.

Baby

36 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A sleeping newborn baby lies in a grey bassinet with a mobile featuring a heart-shaped ornament hanging above it. White text at the top reads, "STORK DENIERS BE LIKE," and white text at the bottom says, "MUST HAVE BEEN SEX."

Brain

77 views · Willy b · 6 months ago

A black and white comic panel shows a woman with long hair leaning forward, with a speech bubble that says, "YOU FUCKED MY BRAINS OUT." Below her, a man is lying down, looking at his phone, and a speech bubble from him says, "NAH, YOU WAS STUPID WHEN WE STARTED."

Sex toy

308 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia page showing the article "Anal sex". Woody from Disney-Pixar's Toy Story is photoshopped onto the page, positioned next to the title. Red arrows point from the article title "Anal sex" to Woody, and another large red arrow points from the word "toys" (which is circled in red in the text describing "sex toys") to Woody. Woody's head is also circled in red. The visible text on the page discusses "anal sex" and its related terms, including "sex toys, anilingus, and pegging".

Anal Sex

325 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled "Anal sex". The text defines anal sex and lists other forms, including "anal fingering," which is circled in red. An image of a bald man with a beard, Mike Ehrmantraut, is overlaid on the article, with a red arrow pointing from him towards the circled word "fingering."

Sexuality

127 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

Porn

208 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

Ohio

65 views · Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

type shizz

A white text on a black background, formatted like a series of 'be like' statements describing a progression of absurd events. It starts with 'Girls be like: We hate all men so we turn lesbian,' followed by 'Boys be like: Uno reverse! Turns gay.' Then, 'Girls: Shocked Pikachu face,' and 'Sperm trying to get into each other: Confused stonk.' The next lines are 'Goku: has sex with Wednesday' and 'Wednesday: Pregnancy 100.' The text concludes with 'Me: Only in Ohio!'

Gorilla

33 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Human

46 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of two Reddit comments on a dark background. The first comment, from a deleted user, asks about the lengths of depravity humans will go to for sexual stimulation and the torment they can endure for the possibility of sex. Below this, another user, whose name is obscured by a red bar, replies 'please help they found me i fucked a cactus'.

Exam

117 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A handwritten note on lined paper shows the biological classification ranks: Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, written below a sentence with arrows pointing up from each rank to a corresponding word. The sentence reads: Dear Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex. Above the note, text from a tweet says 'Gonna ace this exam'.

Equation

18 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

the bear was difficult on this one

The image shows a math equation, 7^(3x+4) = 49^(2x+1), followed by text that says the equation is a sneaky way to write the word "sex" because seven ate nine.

Sister

70 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."

Meme

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a surreal meme featuring a collage of unrelated images and text. In the center is an image of Peter Griffin with the hair of a rapper. Around Peter are various unrelated images, including Angry Bird, Mia Khalifa, an image with the words "DONUTS" and "HA GOTEEM", and a troll face. There is also text in Arabic which translates to: "All free movies online. Free full-length movies, comments, trailers, digital video discs, and more. Watch uncut Hollywood movies in full length, all streamed online, on demand. Very soon, a true legend died." There is also a "Download Free" button.

Husband

29 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."

Furry

770 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme with text at the top and a blurry image of Spongebob Squarepants looking downward at the bottom. The text says, "Furries when the wolf in the woods starts ripping them apart and eating their organs instead of having hot gay anal sex with them."

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