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crazy anal sex

The image shows a comic strip with three panels. The top panel is a screenshot of a conversation. The second panel shows a text box with the phrase “They had anal sex” in the middle. The third panel is a two-part comic. The first part shows a cat, with a bib on, standing behind a dog and about to wash the dog's hair. The text says: "Let me wash your hair first." In the second part, the cat is hugging the dog.

Heroin Monkey

A blurry image of a man running, with the text 'When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue.' at the top.

Heroin Monkey

An image of Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob with the text "8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis".

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a dialogue between two anime characters, one asking the other about their "sex" in an interrogation. The first character says "Name?" then the character replies "Eren Jaeger". The first character continues "Sex?" and the second character replies "3 times a week", the first character then says "I mean Male or Female", the second character finally says "Both, sometimes even a dog". The image finishes with a panel of a character kicking the other.

Anonymous

stop being horny. find jesus
@stopthehorny
I am CRYING because people have
sex. Please stop
6:02 PM - 4/4/21 Twitter for iPhone
737 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 2,557 Likes
demondayhatesyout.00

Heroin Monkey

Roses are red, I
got thrown off
Florida man arrested for having
sex with stuffed 'Olaf'
Pinellas County
Sheriff's Office
Booking Image
KAPWING

MEME LORD

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

Adolf Nigler

Guess which one I'm mad about.

Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."

Heroin Monkey

Florida Man Bites His
Brother's Penis Off After He
Walks In On His Brother
Having Sex With His Cousin
His Favorite Dragon Ball Z
Banket
Meinedroid

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."

Heroin Monkey

Two cartoon characters, one with orange hair in the passenger seat and the other with red hair driving, are having a conversation. The orange-haired character says, "There is likely no level of trust equal to two cannibals having oral sex." The red-haired character responds, "I worry about you sometimes, Candace."

MEME LORD

The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"

MEME LORD

A man with a sweaty face looking exhausted. The text on the image is: "When u RAW DOGGIN her for 3 hours straight with back to back rounds & she stops *sighs* & says 'Do u think they'll ever find a cure for AIDS?'"

MEME LORD

The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Anonymous

do u like cigarettes after sex?
I'm a virgin with asthma

Anonymous

XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome

The image shows two doors with signs above them. One door says "KITCHEN" and the other says "MEN". Above the doors is text that says, "There are only 2 genders."

Toast ツ

A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

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