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Bed

1 year ago
A screenshot of a tweet from user @oneinchweenie. The profile picture shows a person wearing a yellow and black hat. The text on the tweet reads: 'is anal squirting a thing or did this bitch just shit on my bed ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ'. The tweet was posted on 11/7/19.
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  • Disease

    2 years ago

    it all makes sense now ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"
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  • Life

    2 years ago
    A blurry image of a man running, with the text 'When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue.' at the top.
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  • Virgin

    2 years ago
    A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet asks whether Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or if he "beat gorilla cheeks." The second tweet is a reply showing a Google search bar with the text "How to delete someone else's tweet."
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  • F

    Femboy

    1 year ago
    An M&M cartoon character with a sad face and brown stains on its head with the text: "THAT FEMBOY WASNT LYING. THAT BUSSY CAN SQUIRT."
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  • Cat

    1 year ago

    squint your eyes

    A picture shows six cats. Text: squint your eyes.
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  • Mind

    2 years ago
    An image of Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob with the text "8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis".
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  • Human

    9 months ago
    A screenshot of two Reddit comments on a dark background. The first comment, from a deleted user, asks about the lengths of depravity humans will go to for sexual stimulation and the torment they can endure for the possibility of sex. Below this, another user, whose name is obscured by a red bar, replies 'please help they found me i fucked a cactus'.
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  • Artist

    1 year ago
    A two-panel meme with Dr. Robotnik in his vehicle. The first panel has the text "Rule 34 artists be like: sex that," and the second panel reads "sex something."
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  • Abortion

    1 year ago
    A green cartoon character shaped like a tombstone from the show 'Groovie Goolies' smiles while holding a large white bone in a graveyard scene. The text overlay reads: 'When you fuck a chick that's had 10 abortions. it was a graveyard smash.'
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  • Hair

    1 year ago

    crazy anal sex

    The image shows a comic strip with three panels. The top panel is a screenshot of a conversation. The second panel shows a text box with the phrase โ€œThey had anal sexโ€ in the middle. The third panel is a two-part comic. The first part shows a cat, with a bib on, standing behind a dog and about to wash the dog's hair. The text says: "Let me wash your hair first." In the second part, the cat is hugging the dog.
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  • Halloween

    2 years ago
    A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."
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  • JFK

    3 years ago

    sus

    The image is a black and white picture of John F. Kennedy with text overlay that reads: "MY FAVORITE SEX POSITION IS THE JFK. I SPLATTER ALL OVER HER WHILE SHE SCREAMS AND TRIES TO GET OUT OF THE CAR."
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  • Package

    2 years ago
    A monkey with a concerned look on its face, with the text 'YOUR "PACKAGE" "CAME" IN THE "MALE"...?' overlayed on the image.
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  • Hamster

    1 year ago
    The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.
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  • Florida Man

    1 year ago
    The image shows a meme with a picture of a headline that reads, "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf'" along with a mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and a picture of a stuffed Olaf doll. The meme starts with the phrase "Roses are red, I got thrown off."
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    Croc

    1 year ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.
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  • Top

    2 years ago
    The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants under a large mushroom. The text reads, "When she on top and it slips out and misses on re-entry." The right panel shows the Pink Panther standing in front of a fireplace. The text reads, "When he asks you to warm up dinner."
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  • Name

    2 years ago
    The meme shows a dialogue between two anime characters, one asking the other about their "sex" in an interrogation. The first character says "Name?" then the character replies "Eren Jaeger". The first character continues "Sex?" and the second character replies "3 times a week", the first character then says "I mean Male or Female", the second character finally says "Both, sometimes even a dog". The image finishes with a panel of a character kicking the other.
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  • Round

    1 year ago
    A man with a sweaty face looking exhausted. The text on the image is: "When u RAW DOGGIN her for 3 hours straight with back to back rounds & she stops *sighs* & says 'Do u think they'll ever find a cure for AIDS?'"
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