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Condom

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The text says: "My expired condom that has been in my wallet for years when I see a dead pig on the side of the road." The image is a dark and blurry shot through a fence.
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    Bed

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet from user @oneinchweenie. The profile picture shows a person wearing a yellow and black hat. The text on the tweet reads: 'is anal squirting a thing or did this bitch just shit on my bed 😭😭'. The tweet was posted on 11/7/19.
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  • Case

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.
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    Feminist

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".
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    Abortion

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A green cartoon character shaped like a tombstone from the show 'Groovie Goolies' smiles while holding a large white bone in a graveyard scene. The text overlay reads: 'When you fuck a chick that's had 10 abortions. it was a graveyard smash.'
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  • Boy

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A close-up image of a newspaper headline. The main text reads in large, bold font: 'PASTOR KIWEWEESI IN BUM SEX SCANDAL'. Below this, a sub-headline reads: 'Boy Drags Flashy Man Of God To Police For Terrorising His Buttocks With Monster Whopper'. There are also small portraits of two men labeled 'ACCUSED: Kiweeweesi' and 'SHAFTED: Arinaitwe'.
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    Actress

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows a headline and accompanying images of actress Elizabeth Hurley, stating that she performed a lesbian sex scene directed by her own son. Below this text is a reaction image of an angry piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with the text "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this".
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  • Fleshlight

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A multi-panel image comparing various fleshlight designs and their corresponding levels of perceived intellect. The first row shows a basic fleshlight next to an image of a simple skull. The second row shows a toy car-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a brain with glowing nodes. The third row shows a worm-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a more detailed brain. The fourth row shows a standard fleshlight next to an image of a head with its brain exposed, shining with light rays. The fifth row shows a Hulk Hogan fleshlight next to a photo of a brain with fractal patterns. The sixth row shows a stuffed-crust pizza-themed fleshlight next to an image of a man's body glowing with energy. The last row shows a pizza and pasta-themed fleshlight next to an image of a spiritual man with energy coming out of his body and hands.
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    Florida Man

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a news headline and a mugshot. The headline reads: 'Florida Man Bites His Brother's Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket.' Below the headline is a mugshot of a man with a goatee and two prominent hair spikes. A vertical 'Memedroid' watermark is on the left side of the image.
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  • Man

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The text "The Gire" in blue is above a definition that reads, "When a man inserts a pocket pussy into another dude's asshole before having sex with him so it's not gay."
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    Message

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • When he shares screen on call

    The image shows a computer browser screen with multiple open tabs. The tabs include Messages, Yum Myan, Quote, Free Porn Videos & Sex Tube, Talkroom, and Watch Free Annabelle Comes. There is also a URL visible: hdtoday.ht/watch-movie/watch-annabelle-comes-home-id-8557752556.
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  • Halloween

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot from Pornhub displaying a post. The post asks, "If you have sex on Halloween, is it a monster mash or a graveyard smash?" A reply below states, "It's only a graveyard smash if she's had an abortion."
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    Kiss

    H3LL0_K1TTY · 2 years ago
  • Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭

    A woman is shown lying on her back with her arms above her head. Above her image are the words "AUSTRALIAN KISS" followed by "EQUALS AN UPSTAIRS MIX... TOILET BOWL BALLSUCKER".
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  • Life

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A blurry image of a man running, with the text 'When you're having the best sex of your life and suddenly someone else enters the morgue.' at the top.
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    Level

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • Two cartoon characters, one with orange hair in the passenger seat and the other with red hair driving, are having a conversation. The orange-haired character says, "There is likely no level of trust equal to two cannibals having oral sex." The red-haired character responds, "I worry about you sometimes, Candace."
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  • Bad habit

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a poster titled "Bad Habits" depicting a boy engaging in various undesirable behaviors. The poster is divided into twelve panels, each illustrating a different bad habit such as disrespecting parents, not doing homework, smoking, dacoity, dealing heroin, unprotected sex with prostitutes, insider trading, arms trading, stem cell research, war crimes, running an illegal abortion clinic, and not washing hands before meals. Each panel includes a small illustration of the boy with a label for the bad habit, both in English and Hindi. The bad habits portrayed escalate from minor misbehavior to serious illegal activities.
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    Name

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The meme shows a dialogue between two anime characters, one asking the other about their "sex" in an interrogation. The first character says "Name?" then the character replies "Eren Jaeger". The first character continues "Sex?" and the second character replies "3 times a week", the first character then says "I mean Male or Female", the second character finally says "Both, sometimes even a dog". The image finishes with a panel of a character kicking the other.
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  • Grandma

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a social media post where Chi Sosa asks about people's most embarrassing sex moment. A commenter replies, "our grandma walked in". Below the social media post there is a picture of Thanos asking, "OUR?".
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    Disease

    Chunke Monke · 2 years ago
  • it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

    The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"
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  • Dick

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a text conversation followed by a hand pushing a blue button labeled "nute". The text depicts an awkward sexual encounter with a man using heavy Irish slang.
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