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Femboy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • An M&M cartoon character with a sad face and brown stains on its head with the text: "THAT FEMBOY WASNT LYING. THAT BUSSY CAN SQUIRT."
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    Croc

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Shitpost-master general

    A pair of black Crocs with images of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the TV show Breaking Bad on them. The text "Sorry babe, the Breaking Bad Crocs stay on during sex" is superimposed on the image.
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  • Cave

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows an aerial view of a coastline with a cave. A map pin is placed near the cave, and text next to the pin reads "Backshot cave."
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    Croc

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • Two Crocs featuring images of the characters Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the television series "Breaking Bad." The text above the shoes reads "SORRY BABE." The text below reads "THE BREAKING BAD CROCS STAY ON DURING SEX."
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  • Place

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a social media post with three comments. The first comment from user landorus says "lets have phone sex over walkie talkies". The second comment from user rninor says "bend over" "bend what? over". The third comment from user striderofthenorth-dom says "I hate this place".
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    Tweet

    Cosmo idk · 1 year ago
  • A list of 14 mock news headlines about Trump dancing, satirizing different media outlets. The meme is titled "The Trump Dance as covered by 14 different news outlets". The news sources include Fox News, HuffPost, CNN, OAN, Salon, Snopes, Vox, Daily Wire, Teen Vogue, Infowars, Vice, The View, Not the Bee, and a logo that looks like a bee.
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    Story

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.
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    Round

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A man with a sweaty face looking exhausted. The text on the image is: "When u RAW DOGGIN her for 3 hours straight with back to back rounds & she stops *sighs* & says 'Do u think they'll ever find a cure for AIDS?'"
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  • Song

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Guess which one I'm mad about.

    Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."
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    Nicotine

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A sign on a clipboard reads "Suck dick" above a crossed-out image of a vape pen, and the words "NOT NIC!" appear below.
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  • Hamster

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.
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    Weed

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".
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  • Gonorrhea

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • An image showing a pencil character holding hands with a cartoon girl. Above them text reads: "People make mistakes, that's why pencils have erasers and Cindy has gonorrhea." The word gonorrhea is crossed out with a red line.
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    Ass

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"
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  • Ice Cream

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."
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    Blowjob

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.
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    Menstruation

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • A person is shown with their mouth wide open, screaming. Above the person, the text reads: "Liberals after finding out girls menstruate and not womenstruate."
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  • Private

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Sadly

    The image contrasts a waterfall with a milk jug. The text above reads, "Ejaculating in private vs. when I have a girl over."
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  • Side

    randomone · 1 year ago
  • Sex with a downy simplified

    A meme split into two sections. The left side shows two peaches and a banana with text “THIS SIDE UP”. The right side is a photo of a person with Down syndrome and the text “THIS SIDE DOWN”. Below these two images is the text “THIS IS HOW SEX WITH A DOWNY GOES”.
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  • Florida Man

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a meme with a picture of a headline that reads, "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf'" along with a mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and a picture of a stuffed Olaf doll. The meme starts with the phrase "Roses are red, I got thrown off."
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