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Heroin Monkey

An image showing a pencil character holding hands with a cartoon girl. Above them text reads: "People make mistakes, that's why pencils have erasers and Cindy has gonorrhea." The word gonorrhea is crossed out with a red line.

MEME LORD

The image shows two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon of a furry character with a dark blue head, tan muzzle, and yellow beak. He is depicted with a plump bottom. On the right is a picture of a dark blue 2014 Subaru Outback. A text overlay says: "Sold. 2014 Subaru outback 2.5i Limited Wagon 4D $10,000 Listed a day ago in Waterford, WI"

MEME LORD

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

Heroin Monkey

The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.

Anonymous

A person is shown with their mouth wide open, screaming. Above the person, the text reads: "Liberals after finding out girls menstruate and not womenstruate."

Adolf Nigler

Sadly

The image contrasts a waterfall with a milk jug. The text above reads, "Ejaculating in private vs. when I have a girl over."

randomone

Sex with a downy simplified

A meme split into two sections. The left side shows two peaches and a banana with text “THIS SIDE UP”. The right side is a photo of a person with Down syndrome and the text “THIS SIDE DOWN”. Below these two images is the text “THIS IS HOW SEX WITH A DOWNY GOES”.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with a picture of a headline that reads, "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf'" along with a mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and a picture of a stuffed Olaf doll. The meme starts with the phrase "Roses are red, I got thrown off."

Heroin Monkey

squint your eyes

A picture shows six cats. Text: squint your eyes.

Heroin Monkey

A photo from under a bed with the text "DO NOT LET HER DO A BACKFLIP ON THE D!!!!"

Anonymous

Isnt that interesting......ummm

The image contains the text "WTF SEX FACTS# The more orgasms you have, the longer you're likely to live, according to special research from the British Medical Journal."

Anonymous

The image displays the text "WTF SEX FACTS#" in bold red letters, followed by the statement "Sex and trust are two of the most important parts of a successful relationship." The background is plain black.

Anonymous

The image shows a black background with the text "WTF SEX FACTS#" in red at the top, followed by the sentence "Seeing your ex downgrade is a great feeling" in white below.

Anonymous

The image is a meme featuring white text on a black background. It reads "WTF SEX FACTS# Drinking coffee before sex will make your orgasms 50x more intense."

Heroin Monkey

A list of phrases that are bad to say after ejaculating. The list includes, "Whoopsie-doo, here comes the goo", "It's slime time", "Have some brogurt", "A shot of goo from me to you", "Gonna splurt the 'gurt".

tabs1528

A two-panel meme with Dr. Robotnik in his vehicle. The first panel has the text "Rule 34 artists be like: sex that," and the second panel reads "sex something."

Heroin Monkey

In a black and white cartoon, a person pulls a shopping cart full of video games and asks another person "Is that all you're gonna play?" The other person holds a box labeled "My genitals" and replies, "Yes."

Anonymous

A screenshot of text messages. The first message says, "do u like cigarettes after sex?" The response says, "I'm a virgin with asthma."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

Anonymous

Wade must be the fucking healthiest one here

The image displays "WTF SEX FACTS#" in large, bold, red letters at the top, followed by the statement "Having sex once a week can improve your immune system by 30%."

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