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Alien

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A gray alien with big eyes and an open mouth is pressing his hands against a glass surface. The text reads: "Aliens surrendering after seeing all their ships and weapons go missing not even 2 seconds into the invasion (they landed in Romania)."

Pedo

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of several usernames and comments. The first comment says, "yummmyy." The second comment says, "deliciouss." The third comment says, "yeah cook the pedos." The fourth comment says, "cuck the pedos >:3."

Equation

sonicjokesmemesandposts · 2 years ago

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

Relationship

ur mommy · 3 years ago

alex

The image shows a woman in three different frames. The first frame shows her with a tear on her face, the second frame shows her looking up and touching her eye, and the third frame shows her smiling. The text above the images reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

The image contains the text "YOU HAVE JUST BEEN CAT. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO CAT SOMEONE ELSE." above a blurry picture of a cat's face.

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

The image shows a white duck. The text above says '11PM: Just one more youtube video then I'll go to sleep' and below '3AM:' and a screenshot of a youtube video that is titled '2.8 Seconds of a perfect duck'

Time

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

Jorking my peniys

The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...

Picture

Shitpost master-general · 8 months ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post features an anime girl with cat ears (Nekomimi) wearing a dark cloak. Large, crude red scribbles, including a circle and arrows, cover the right side of the image. The text claims the picture is genuinely scary and uncanny, suggesting it has the same unsettling effect as the creepypasta image smile.jpg.

School

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image depicting a large, mother Pikachu-like creature lying on a furry surface, with multiple smaller, baby Pikachu-like creatures surrounding her, some suckling from her teats. A red and white Poké Ball is visible on the left. The text overlaid on the image reads: "I hate school" mfs the second they step into 4th period.

Cat

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a 4chan post featuring an image of an orange cat looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression. The text above the image states "this picture genuinely scares (...)". The text below the image describes the cat as uncanny and off-putting, suggesting it might be a person and comparing it to the smile.jpg creepypasta.

Slut

what’s dudeese · 7 months ago

A screenshot of a Discord interface where the UnbelievaBoat bot tells a user named timmothee. that they cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 7 seconds.

Eagle

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The top part of the image shows a digital painting with Gandalf on the back of a giant eagle. In the background, there is a dark, imposing castle. Above the castle, there is dark smoke billowing out of it. The bottom part of the image shows two men, with one of them telling the other: "Sir, a second eagle has hit the towers."

NATO

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Google search result showing that the NATO reporting name for the MiG-15 is "Fagot". The text also says that the Soviets provided the MiG-15 to communist satellite nations, including North Korea.

Meal

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?

A close-up of a half-eaten can of Pringles Sour Cream & Onion chips. The top of the can is torn and jagged.

Reddit

Wade · 3 years ago

Reddit

A cartoon image showing two characters. A smaller character is looking straight forward while a taller character with a red hat is yelling at the smaller character while pointing his finger at him. The text reads: "Reddit conversations every 5 seconds."

Call

bloodgod · 3 years ago

Guys is this normal?

A screenshot of a Discord conversation showing an ongoing call that has lasted for 125113 hours, 0 minutes, and 39 seconds. The user 'fleperd' is the main participant in the conversation. There are other messages and missed calls visible. Text on top shows 'scooter, come here - Worst Jo X' which is a tab open in the user's browser.

Gas

Composed Spider · 5 months ago

How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim.

A photo of a man with a sharp jawline and dark hair styled in a side-part, wearing a small black rectangle of tape under his nose to resemble a toothbrush mustache. He has a slight smirk. The meme references a 'Chad' version of Adolf Hitler. The text overlay reads: "How it feels To gas the other players and get in second from missing your aim."

9/11

Osama Bin laden · 8 months ago

Who are the fastest readers on Earth?

The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.

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