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Mugshot

Willy b · 2 months ago

A screenshot of a news headline about a man jumping from a second-story apartment to escape a date who tried to shoot him for refusing sex. It features a mugshot of a person with short hair. A commenter complains about gender double standards, assuming the mugshot is of the male victim. WBRZ Channel 2 replies in a circled comment, stating that the photo is actually the woman's mugshot.

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Circumcision

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black t-shirt with white text. In the center is a flaming skull, flanked by two flaming hamburgers. The text on the shirt reads: I GOT MY SECOND CIRCUMCISION IN GARRISON, MINNESOTA Behind the mconalders.

Room

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Real tho

A blurry image of a raccoon on a road at night with the text: "Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second."

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Bussy

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

COSMO um???

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first message reads, "well, i like pussy". The second message reads, "but i also love blach's bussy."

Boy

C A S N O V A · 3 years ago

yes

The image shows two anime characters. The top character is a boy with a surprised and happy expression. The text above him says "Boys when girls reply in 3 days". The bottom character is a girl with a slightly annoyed or impatient expression. The text above her says "Girls when boys don't reply in 2 seconds".

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Tesla

MATTIX · 1 year ago

Fuck Teslas

The image shows a Tesla truck with oversized off-road tires. Text above the image reads "***Tesla's new truck arrives in Florida*** 30 seconds later:" Text on the side of the truck reads "Salt Life" and "FLO GROWN".

Age

Big Jim · 8 months ago

It took me a second to realize

A serious-looking man with a beard, identified as Gustavo Fring, wearing a light-colored suit jacket, a red shirt, and a red tie, stands in front of a dark blue background. To his right, white text in a blocky font outlines a simple mathematical sequence: "take your age add 21 subtract 11 subtract 10 that's your age".

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Masturbation

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

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Story

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."

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Kitten

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A close-up selfie of a man's face, showing his eyes and the top of his nose, with text overlays above and below his eyes. The man has light blue eyes and light brown hair visible on his forehead. The text expresses an overly dramatic and intense plea for a reply, using terms like 'Kitten,' 'dagger,' 'alpha,' 'digital stars,' 'untamed dominance,' and 'pixelated princess.' The text is centered and appears in white font against transparent black bars.

Dog

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A meme shows a dog with a telephone receiver at its ear. The text above shows a conversation between 911 and a dog, where the dog reports that its owner has been gone for .02 seconds, and 911 asks if the dog has tried eating the couch.

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Stand

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. is shown with a distorted background of swirling patterns in pink and yellow. The text above Mike reads, "When you stand up too fast and have to stand still for 10 seconds trying not to black out."

Sigma

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

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Boyfriend

ur momy · 3 years ago

alex

The image is a three panel collage of a young woman with long dark hair. The first panel is a close-up of her face looking sad with a single tear. The second panel shows her looking upward with a finger pulling her eyelid down. The third panel shows her smiling directly at the camera. The text above the image reads: "When he cute, loyal, texts back in 2 seconds, likes the same music as u, and puts up with ur mood swings and attitude."

Professor

Inessa :) · 3 years ago

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

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Smoking

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

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Outfit

Wade · 2 years ago

Maid Outfit

A comic panel with a character wearing a white outfit with a hood asking "YOU GONNA KILL ME, ZODIAC?" A figure in a black mask replies "KILL YOU?? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT IF I KILLED YOU?" The white character replies, "I'VE DIED BEFORE, AND... WAIT, THE WHAT?!" The masked character says "ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT MIGHT BE EASIER THAT WAY. GOOD CALL!"

Meme

trixiedixie🥰 · 2 years ago

A man with a mischievous smile is leaning forward with his head resting on his hand looking directly at the viewer. Text above and below his image reads "OH, SO YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE MEMES COME FROM? THAT SHOULD ONLY TAKE A FEW SECONDS..."

Youtube

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

An image shows a little girl running away from an orangutan on a bike, labeled 'YouTube ads slowly becoming 20 second unskippable ads' and 'YouTube users'.

Pedo

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of several usernames and comments. The first comment says, "yummmyy." The second comment says, "deliciouss." The third comment says, "yeah cook the pedos." The fourth comment says, "cuck the pedos >:3."

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