Traffic Stop memes

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.

A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"

The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."

The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."