New Response Memes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Pain

Wade · 2 years ago

Wubba lubba dub dub!!

A text message that says "I am in great pain, please help me" with the reply "Wubbalubbadubdub".

Message

原田 · 2 years ago

The image shows a chat interface. At the top, the text reads: "How fast do you reply? Me:". Below this there are three grey dots indicating the other person is writing a reply. On the right side there is a message that reads "You replied to" followed by a set of three grey dots and the text "HAHAHA". The bottom of the image shows icons for different chat functions.

Shit

dabestjoke · 3 years ago

When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"

A young woman with long brown hair, wearing a red shirt, gives the middle finger with both hands. The background is white.

Talent

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Whoa, Talent

A text message conversation showing someone saying 'I saw you fall in the hall yesterday.' The other person responds, 'I didn't fall, I attacked the floor' followed by 'Backwards???' and then 'I'm freaking talented.'

Worst

原田 · 3 years ago

A two-panel image. The top panel shows two cartoon characters with swords. The text above the left character is, "The worst she can say is 'No'." The text above the right character is, "The worst she can say is 'Ew'". The bottom panel shows a close-up image of a cartoon mouse with a nervous expression, and the text, "*Screenshot*" below him.

Text message

pande · 3 years ago

Me and her Lol

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message in a gray bubble says, "Go f**k yourself." The response in a blue bubble says, "F**k me yourself you coward."

Spider-Man

Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 3 years ago

officially done !!!!!! ( the big shadow thing says " SPIDER- MAN " )

A drawing of Spider-Man's head with a spider symbol, two spiderwebs, a hand making the 'I love you' sign, and the text 'With great power comes great responsibility' written above. There is also a small signature.

Reaction

⯎Mia⯎ · 3 years ago

I've never related to something so much

The text on the black background reads: I've said L to the most horrendous shit just as a natural reaction.

Child

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

Relatable

The image shows a close-up of the cartoon character Rick from the animated show Rick and Morty. Rick is looking sideways and has a lollipop in his mouth. Above his head are the words "Wanna go touch children?" and below him are the words "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

Furry

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Pov: you hate yourself and don't support yourself.

A screenshot of a social media post asking if people support furries. One person responds with "Nope".

Existence

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

Really, SimSimi? Really?

A screenshot of a chat conversation. The user asks "Do we exist?", "Do I exist?" and "Does this person writing this question exist?". SimSimi replies with "I don't know? =P", "I do" and "Is". The user adds "Oh, come on! Are you serious?"

AI bot

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:

The text on the image asks "Do you exist?" The response is: "Yes. I think, therefore I am."

Math class

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

me now & go look at one of my first posts on here

A person with a red hoodie and glasses looks displeased. Behind, there are two posters. The one on the left has 'GOAL FOR MATH CLASS' written on top followed by a list with goals for a math class and the one on the right contains a diagram of the x-axis and y-axis with examples.

Mom

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

MOM CALLS MY NAME

A man with a wide open mouth and exaggerated facial expression. The text above reads: *mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"

Covid

Advice · 3 years ago

..

A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".

Robber

T.walk1992 · 3 years ago

A yellow minion with a big smile and goggles is on the right side. The text on the left side reads: "IF ROBBERS EVER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND SEARCHED FOR MONEY I'D gang rape my wife."

Depression

Autterpop · 3 years ago

Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)

The image displays a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a woman with dark hair and a choker saying, "I have depression." The top right panel shows a blonde woman saying, "OMG you should go talk to cpecialist." The bottom left panel depicts a decapitated head and neck, and the bottom right panel shows a rifle.

Risk

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #5

The text on a test reads "Write an example of a risk." Below is the handwritten word "This." with a red check mark.

Test answer

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #1

A handwritten test paper shows the prompt "Write five words you can spell." The student has written "five," "words," "you," "can," and "spell" on the numbered lines. A teacher has marked all the words correct and added a comment "very clever +2".

Etiquette

DaBaba_G · 3 years ago

Like how do I say it?

A slightly blurry, off-white stone with the text "how do I say ok without being rude?" written above it.