Bear's Day

Listen here, you smooth-brained mammal. You think it's okay to ask a bear how his day was? I'm a bear. My days are spent hunting and napping. Do you think I have the emotional capacity for your silly human questions? And why is this image of a turtle, you ask? That's because you aren't even on my intellectual level. This whole thing is a setup for an insult that I cannot formulate, because you are so far below my intelligence. You are literally a turtle in this scenario.