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A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

Heroin Monkey

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Romeo & Juliet
is not a love story.
It's a 3-day
relationship between
a 13yr old and a
17yr old that caused
6 deaths.
Sincerely,
Everyone Who
Actually Read It

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows five different Hollow Knight characters with labels above them: 'Your Crush' is a character in a pink dress with a weapon, 'Her Mother' is a cloaked insect-like creature, 'Her Brother' is a tall slender character with white armor, 'Her Father' is a character with long white spikes, 'Her Ex' has no visual, and 'You' is a beetle-like character in grey armor.

Madballs

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants under a large mushroom. The text reads, "When she on top and it slips out and misses on re-entry." The right panel shows the Pink Panther standing in front of a fireplace. The text reads, "When he asks you to warm up dinner."

Cahyani Ambara

Rocks :

A close-up shot of Maui from the movie Moana with a goofy smile. The text above reads, "When you are watching Netflix and he gives you this look."

TechPriestGotDrip

A still image of a Bionicle figure with the text "Alabama boys when their ex comes back to them after the break up. You lost the right to call me 'brother' long ago!" overlaid.

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two robots. On the left is a small, brown robot with an antenna. On the right is a larger, more imposing robot with golden armor.

blach66

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

killer of bears 101

true though

The image shows two side-by-side images of Gordon Ramsay. The left image shows him talking to a girl and says: 'So I'm not leaving until you laugh'. The right image shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking angry and says: 'Hey, panini head, are you even listening to me?' Above the two pictures is the text: 'how I spoke to my best friend when we first met vs how I speak to her now.'

Cocel 😮💨

The text on the image reads: "The face you make when someone calls your best friend their best friend". Underneath the text is an image of a woman with a slightly smug and judgmental expression.

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

Mans Down Bad

An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

daddy suck

lol

Two identical images of the Geico gecko, with text saying, "Just saved tons of money on Valentines Day by switching to single".

ur momy

imagine having a mom

The image is divided into two columns. The left side is titled "To Mom" and lists various requests and questions such as "I'm hungry", "Where are you", "Can you ask Dad?", "He hurt me", and so on. The right column, titled "To Dad" has only one question, "Where's Mom?"

Yourgirl_gabby13!

Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...

A baby with an angry expression wears a green plaid shirt and a black bow tie. The text overlaid on the image reads, "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS."

𝒴𝑜𝓊𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒞𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑀𝑒𝐿𝑒𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒥𝑜𝓃

So relatable Tbh.

A man is being carried by two police officers. The text says "When you're fighting with your siblings and your mom walks in:".

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256

Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk

A crudely drawn face with an ambiguous expression.

Anonymous

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.

Anonymous

Me n who?

A cat is perched on top of a cougar's head, appearing as if the cat is wearing the cougar like a hat.

原田

An older couple standing close together, with the wife's arm around her husband. The text above says "Me as a wife annoying my husband until the end of time." The URL boredpanda.com is at the bottom right of the image.

原田

The image shows a meme. At the top, it says "Her: Stop babe, I didn't shave. Me:". Below this text is an image of Russell from the movie "Up", holding his hands up with a serious expression. There is also text at the bottom that says: "The wilderness must be explored!"

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