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The image contains the text: DON'T BITE YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY HANDS PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT THAT, DON'T BITE YOUR FUCKING LIP. The text is in pink on a black background.

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A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

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real

A meme with a picture of a sloth and a fair-skinned person. The text says: "ARE YOU FROM JAPAN? CAUSE IM TRYIN TO GET IN JAPANTIES."

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your choice

A woman is lying down and has many small doll-like figures on her face and body. The text overlayed on the image says, "When he takes too long to get the towel."

Lostin Flowers

My dream:

The image shows a text conversation between "My friend" and an unnamed person and then the description of the unnamed person's dream. The first part of the image says, "My friend: - I had a dream about my crush today! - And you?" The second part of the image shows a close-up of a Black man with wide eyes and his mouth open, wearing a white shirt with red stains. A cat with a grumpy face is visible in the center of the man's chest.

Cocel 😮💨

The text on the image reads: "The face you make when someone calls your best friend their best friend". Underneath the text is an image of a woman with a slightly smug and judgmental expression.

freddyfatbear

gordan ramsey

The image shows a split comparison of how Gordan Ramsey behaves towards adults versus kids. On the left, it shows Hulk roaring to represent Ramsey's behavior towards adults and on the right, it shows Hulk in a calmer demeanor with glasses to represent Ramsey's behavior towards kids. The text above the left image reads "gordan ramsey to adults:" and the text above the right image reads "gordan ramsey to kids:".

Anonymous

The image is a reaction meme. The text on top shows a conversation between two people. The first says: 'babe you mad??' The second replies: 'nah I'm good'. The first one says 'Okay'. Then the second one replies: 'See that's your problem, you don't fuckin care'. The text ends with 'Me:' and then an image of Jerry, the cartoon mouse, looking shocked with the text 'Nigga what' on the bottom.

T.walk1992

A yellow minion with a big smile and goggles is on the right side. The text on the left side reads: "IF ROBBERS EVER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND SEARCHED FOR MONEY I'D gang rape my wife."

T.walk1992

A picture of Vector from Despicable Me saying 'Oh, yeah!' with the text 'When Dad smashes your Xbox so you smash his wife' above him.

T.walk1992

The image shows a text box with text that says "when she says she's 17" above another text box that says "0% Interest for 12 Months!".

freddyfatbear

bruh

The text on the image reads: "The very first time Grandpa takes your nose." Below is a picture of Grogu (Baby Yoda) with a surprised expression.

Anonymous

My brother needs to see this

The image is a screen that looks like an error message with a dinosaur. The text says "No Bitches". Underneath it says "Try:" followed by a list of suggestions: "Going outside", "Talking to women", and "Taking a shower". The message concludes with "You get no bitches".

Lostin Flowers

My girlfriend and I:

A meme showing two people in dinosaur costumes crossing a street. The text says: "My family: For sure when he gets a girlfriend, he'll mature. My girlfriend and I:".

Anonymous

Does everybody agree that this is correct or just me?

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows an anime-style girl with pink hair, crying with large tears, and text that reads: "What girls think boys want." The bottom panel shows an anime-style girl with pink hair cuddling with a boy in bed, and text that reads: "What boys actually want."

blach66

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

blach66

The image is a two-panel meme. The first panel shows a man smiling with the text "I mugged someone." The second panel shows the same man with a shocked expression and the text "That someone was your wife."

blach66

A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

blach66

A four-panel comic shows two bald figures and a Doberman. In the first panel, one figure says "I have a bad history with dogs" while the other figure looks on with concern. In the second panel, the first figure is reassuring the other saying "Oh him? He's fine, lovely and kind." The third panel shows the dog saying to the first figure "Go stick a lit match up your ass." The fourth panel shows the first figure crying with the dog and the second figure looking indifferent.

blach66

The image shows a close up of a dandelion plant growing in grass. The text says "My Boyfriend was just arrested for growing weed....."

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