When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:
Yk what the worst type of breakup is
When he figures out your 12:
How a regular Valentines day goes:
This is my fake ex. Proof he fake
When you try to sneak something
This is my brother after getting a girlfriend
When you cheat on your boyfriend with 6 other guys, those 6 other guys outside your door:
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy