Jokes
Memes
Community
Categories

Popular

Morbid jokes
Short jokes
Puns
Orphan jokes
Difference jokes
Yo mama jokes
Depression jokes
Dark Humor
Twin Towers jokes
Suicide jokes
Emo jokes
Little Johnny jokes
Priest jokes
Offensive jokes
Fat jokes
Michael Jackson jokes
Stephen Hawking jokes
Ball jokes
Roast jokes
Sister jokes

Relationship Memes

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".

Raptor

Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!

The image is a comic strip with eight panels showing the steps of a disastrous date. The first panel shows a girl with blond hair happily looking at her phone. The text above says, "step 1: get a date with a hot guy." The second panel shows the girl meeting a trollface character in person. The text says, "step 2: meet him in person". The third panel shows the trollface character stabbing the girl with a knife, with blood spurting out. The fourth panel shows the girl's head falling backward from the stab. The fifth panel shows the girl's head on the ground, her eyes lifeless. The sixth panel shows her head decaying. The seventh panel shows the girl's skull and bones on the ground, and the eighth panel shows the same remains against the background of a reddish-orange forest.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Jeffrey Epstein and Sean Combs (Diddy) with the text "Couples who finish each others sentences" overlaid.

incompetent ricecel_69

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows Leonardo DiCaprio and a young girl sitting next to each other. DiCaprio looks towards the girl while the girl looks back at him. Below the picture, there is a text overlay that says "bros pre ordering".

Anonymous

The image shows Robin and Starfire from Teen Titans. Robin is saying "If loving you is cringe, then I don't wanna be based." Starfire replies "I do not know what that means."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a cartoon of Tom the cat sitting in a green chair and looking at a newspaper with a suspicious look. Above him, it says: "Rapper's gf listening to him sing about cheating on her with her friend."

CallMeLyxi

Make a context that would make 'no homo' fit this image

Two men are kissing in front of a store with a rainbow flag. One man is wearing a blue shirt and holding a drink. The other man has a mint green shirt.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a social media post by MeeRa Rai stating, "I just ended a 5 year relationship." Raj King comments, "Are you okay!!!" MeeRa Rai replies, "It's okay it wasn't my relationship."

ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧

Very fine

A cartoon-style drawing of a character with a happy expression, holding a drink with a smiley face on it. A speech bubble above the character's head reads "ISN'T JUST HAVING S*X FINE?"

tabs1528

The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

MEME LORD

The image is a screenshot of a video call. One side shows a man with a pained expression and tears in his eyes, while the other shows a couple in a more intimate situation. The image includes the text 'Pain 🤕'.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a skeleton in a suit and hat, smoking and holding playing cards, with the text "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS POKER CHIPS INTO DIVORCE PAPERS" layered on top of the image.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a two-panel comic. The first panel shows a man advising another man to say to a woman: "You're an 8 on a scale of 10." The second panel shows the man instead saying to the woman: "Urinate on a skeleton."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says, "Hey babe, I'm horny send dunes." The reply asks, "Don't you mean nudes?" The original sender says, "Nah, I want to see them sexy ass sand formations."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Jesus with rays of light pointing at a crying teenager. The text on the image reads: "emo bands", "lyrics about how hard life is" and "13 yr olds on vacation with their parents".

sonicjokesmemesandposts

if i had 8 good women what does that mean

A screenshot of a text explaining a calculation. The text states that, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and according to Lil Wayne, bitches are cheap. The text calculates that, therefore, one good girl is worth $8.33. It refers to this as a 'basic equation substitution method' and 'could be a SAT question'

rapboat

The text on the image says: When your wife doesn't want to give you Hawk Tuah time: They Not Like Us 😂

rapboat

A meme shows a tweet stating "According to Kanye, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches & according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, this means that one good girl is worth $8.33" followed by a table calculating the value of one good girl. The table shows: 1 good girl = 1000 bitches; 12 bitches = $0.10; 1 bitch = $0.0083; 1 good girl = 1000 bitches x $0.0083 1/bitches; 1 good girl = $8.33.

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

1
…
5
6
7
…
15