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Anonymous
6 months ago

Diddy's favorite game to play while in prison:

The image shows the video game "Crazy Miners".
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    • Heroin Monkey
    7 months ago
    The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.
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    • Adolf kitler
    7 months ago

    got my liscence

    A license with the text 'Official Meme Stealing License'. It has a photo of a cat with a mustache. The license lists the name as 'Adolf kitler', gender as male, joined date as 12/10/24, occupation as prisoner, level 6, and membership type as standard. It is valid until 10/26/26.
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    • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a text conversation between a policeman and another person, followed by a reaction image. The policeman says, "You're going to prison for forgery." The other person responds, "*Slides him a $37 bill*. What about now?" The policeman's reaction is displayed in three frames showing him with a look of confusion and skepticism.
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    • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo of Jeffrey Epstein with text describing his alleged experiences in prison. The text says 'be epstein. chilling in cell. clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil. they leave. that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. the sprinkler turns on. shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling.'
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    • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

    The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."
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    • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    WIKIPEDIA The Free Encyclopedia Search Wikipedia Search Create account Log in Contents hide (Top) Background Pinyan's death Investigation Media reporting Criminal charges, guilty plea, and sentencing Aftermath "2 Guys 1 Horse" Zoo James Michael Tait and later events of 2009-2010 Section 16.52.205 of the Revised Code of Washington See also References External links Enumclaw horse sex case Article Talk From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, [2][3] an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". [4][5] After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries in one such incident. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. [6][7] Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8] As bestiality was legal in Washington state at the time, Tait was instead convicted of trespassing and was sentenced to a one-year suspended sentence. Background A 2 languages Read View source View history Tools In the 1970s, many statutes that had criminalized certain sex acts in various U.S. states were repealed, largely since they had criminalized some consensual sex acts between adults that were no longer considered appropriate to forbid (e.g., criminalizing all oral and anal sex). [9][10] In Washington state, a law was repealed on July 1, 1976, that had said: Every person who shall carnally know in any manner any animal or bird, or who shall carnally know any male or female person by the anus or with the mouth or tongue; or who shall voluntarily submit to such knowledge; or who shall attempt sexual intercourse with a dead body, shall be guilty of sodomy... Enumclaw horse sex case Date Location Location of Enumclaw, Washington State July 2, 2005; 18 years ago Unincorporated area in King County, Washington, United States (near Enumclaw) Bestiality Π’ΡƒΡ€Π΅ Cause Cause of death: Acute peritonitis caused by traumatic perforation of the colon Participants ⚫ Kenneth Pinyan (Mr. Hands)[1] Outcome β€’ James Michael Tait β€’ Douglas Spink A stallion Laws passed criminalizing bestiality and zoophilic pornography in Washington state
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    • Toast ツ
    1 year ago
    The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.
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    • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a comic strip with 6 panels. The first panel shows a man standing in a kitchen. The second panel shows the man about to crack an egg in a bowl. In the third panel a chicken pops out of the egg with a cracking sound and flames next to the man's face. In the fourth panel the chicken thanks the man for freeing it and says it will grant him a wish, showing the man a little surprised. In the fifth panel the man makes the wish that he wants an omelette. In the last panel, the man looks exasperated as the chicken looks at him next to the omelette in the pan.
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    • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A three-panel comic shows two men in orange prison jumpsuits sitting on a bench. In the first panel, the larger man asks "I killed a man, and you?" In the second panel, the smaller man responds with "GO GO GADGET BENCH EXTENDER". In the third panel, the large man is alone on the bench and looks sad.
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    • F
    εŽŸη”°
    1 year ago
    The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".
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    • Chri5
    2 years ago

    Fair point.

    A social media post with a comment thread. The initial post states, "being kissed in your sleep is...like...the purest form of love." A reply to that comment reads, "Unless you are home alone" and is followed by another comment "Or in prison."
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