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Wade

Bro got his priorities straight

A comic book style image shows two male characters. The left character has grey hair and is shooting with a large gun at an explosion. In the background, metallic robots are moving forward. The right character is Deadpool, who is sitting down and playing a handheld game. There is a speech bubble coming from the left character that says, "REALLY?! You're playing that now?"

Wade

Don’t u just love Minecraft?

A photo of a man falling from a tall building with text overlay that says "GOTTA PLAY" at the top and "CREATIVE MODE" at the bottom.

Gummibääääär

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Two signs, one above the other, are attached to trees. The top sign is yellow and features a black silhouette of a running child and the text "SLOW. CHILDREN AT PLAY." The sign below is white with the text "HUNTING WITH SHOTGUN ONLY."

minecraftsuchti

A screenshot of a Google search for "who was hitler's best friend" with the result showing the movie character Mort, a lemur.

XxxHackerxxX

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The image shows a dog with its eyes closed and tongue out, representing a startled reaction. The text above reads "Me: 11 PM quietly playing games under the bed sheet. *slight noise from the hallway. Me:"

blach66

The image shows a text at the top that says, "In the film Toy Story, if one of the toys died the child would just keep playing with its corpses. - A 5-year-old." Below the text, there is an image of a man with gray hair and a slight smile.

Hgfdfrgt

Does anybody play vrchat

Two people in a hole in the ground are shown. They are looking up with surprised expressions. Above them are two dogs and another person also looking into the hole. The text on the image says "They found the meth!".

Advice

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A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

Goofy ah

Pov what happens when your drunk and play football

A football player in a purple uniform attempts to throw a ball while another football player in a red uniform falls to the ground. Two more football players in red and purple uniforms are visible in the background.

Big daddy2.0

Them asians are built diffrent

A meme showing two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon character with a big smile and on the right a woman with a wide smile. Text says "My girl wants to be flash for Halloween" and "I think this girl played in the film..." followed by "FUNNY MEMES" in large letters.

SexyAndIKnowIt

The image shows three photos of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. In the first photo, he is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, making a fist. In the second, he is Dwayne "The Paper" Johnson, holding his hand flat. And in the third, he is Dwayne "The Scissors" Johnson, making a V with his fingers.

CrunchyGrapes?

Who here plays blox fruits?

A Roblox character with white wings is standing in a video game environment. A speech bubble above the character says, "Selling toenails for fruit pls." Below the character is a user interface that displays "Safe Zone - PvP disabled". Below that is another user interface with six slots and icons, e.g. a claw and a jaguar head.

Doom Slayer

i will join the necrons because of this

A soldier wearing a helmet with a winged skull symbol on it has a surprised look on his face. The text above reads, "When you realize all the struggles of humanity, Chaos, Eldar, Orks, and Tau." The text below reads, "are child's play compared to what the Necrons have done and will do again."

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me all the time when I’m on YouTube :

A cartoon image shows Patrick Star with a horrified face in front of a computer. Text at the bottom says: "WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORDS FREE-TO-PLAY".

Anonymous

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Daddy dick

just follow me please one more im at 50

A baby with pigtails in a swing is shouting with one arm raised. Text overlay reads: AT DAWN WE RIDE.

ohio nugget

me calling my friend to play roblox

A hamster is staring directly at the viewer with a slight tongue sticking out. The hamster is the only thing that is in focus, with the background blurred.

God Pt.2

A screenshot shows a poll asking "Who should play Snow White?" with four options: Gal Gadot (3%), Ana de Arm (2%), Rachel Zegler (1%), and Terry Crews (93%). The image suggests that Terry Crews has overwhelmingly won this poll.

Bozo

who wants to play tic tac toe on donatello's forehead? I'll start

A cartoon image of Donatello with a tic tac toe grid on his forehead, with an X in the center square.

LoserIsPro

stotpify

The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.

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