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Heroin Monkey

A surreal image features Barack Obama offering a blue pill, set against a backdrop of drones, news logos, and matrix code.

Face mcshooty

A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."

Heroin Monkey

A stack of crayons with labels that appear to be satirical. The labels include "Travel Ban Brown", "Lives Matter", "Auschwitz Ash", "Privilege", "Cyantology", "Spiritual but not Religious", "Statutory Grape", "Boner Pill Blue", "Insufferable Vegan Green", "Corporations Are People Too", "Baby Shit Green", "Self-Identified Blue", "Presidential", and "Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach".

Heroin Monkey

A blue bag of Lay's potato chips with the words "FENTANYL Flavored chips" printed on it. The chips inside are covered in white powder and blue pills.

Heroin Monkey

A doge with a colorful hat is holding a box of Tylenol in front of an open medicine cabinet. The text above the doge reads: "I just swallowed this entire box of 'red pills' I found in the medicine cabinet." The text below the doge reads: "Am I 'based' now?"

Anonymous

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Anonymous

A character from the video game Team Fortress 2 is on the phone saying, "The deal was 150k and immunity, Joe. Did you not take your pills again?"

shaylie lol

SpongeBob has a disgusted look on his face. The text above him says, "When you try to swallow a pill, but it doesn't go down and now its dissolving in your mouth."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The first shows a cartoon character on fire running towards a strange, cyclops-like character. The text says, "Stop normalising the grind and normalise whatever the f*ck this is." The second panel shows another cartoon character with the text "millions who took the pill that works both ways must die."

Heroin Monkey

A product container with the label "Thomas Pet" and the words "BITCH PILLS" above "Prenatal Supplement for Dogs", next to a picture of a dog. It also shows "Net Wt: 12 oz (340 g) Powder".

Heroin Monkey

An image depicts three children sitting around a table that's covered with various pills. The text above them reads: "grandma is dead so lets eat all of her pills". One of the children also has a text bubble saying: "She Won't Be Needing Those Anymore!"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a chart comparing the effectiveness of different birth control methods. Condoms and birth control pills are shown with 99% effectiveness. A picture of a man is next to the text "Dipping Your Cock In Flexseal" with a 100% effectiveness.

Bill Cipher

Lol same

The image shows a five-panel meme. The title of the meme says, "When I want to kill myself." The first panel, labeled "What my friends think I do," shows a hand reaching for pills. The second panel, labeled "What my mom thinks I do," shows a noose. The third panel, labeled "What I think I do," shows a man with a gun pointed to his head. The fourth panel, labeled "What society thinks I do," shows a razor blade held in a hand. The fifth panel, labeled "What I really do," shows a man laughing at a computer screen with the text "Ahah" and "That's a funny meme".

Toast ツ

A close-up shot of an orange cat's paw with pink toe beans. A small, pink pill is lying on the ground next to it. The text overlay says "HELP HELP HIS BEAN FELL OFF".

M3ME G0D

The image is a four-panel grid. The top left panel shows two boxes of tic-tacs labeled 'fresh orange', and the text 'I pretended tic-tacs were pills/drugs'. The top right shows a jar of wafer sticks, with the text 'and wafer sticks were cigarettes'. The bottom left shows a lineup of Gatorade bottles, with the text 'gatorades was vodka/alcohol'. The bottom right panel shows grape juice being poured into a glass, with the text 'and grape juice was red wine'. The final text on the image reads 'I was just that Badass.'

𝓖𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻

Happens to me

Two hands are offering a red and a blue pill, respectively. The text above the hands says "ASIAN PARENTS". The text below the red pill says "ENGINEER", and the text below the blue pill says "DOCTOR".

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

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A black and white dog with wide eyes is standing with text overlayed on top: "NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR PILLS.... BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?"

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PP

The image shows a creepy clown emerging from darkness with the text "YOU WANT PENIS" above it, and the text "ENLARGMENT PILLS" below it.