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Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a cow with a speech bubble containing the Greek letter mu.

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Adolf kitler

A white cat is sitting in a transparent glass bowl. The text says, "Cats are liquids". Then it quotes the definition of liquid and says, "That's it. So cats are liquid."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows an astronaut on the moon, placing the American flag. The moon is visible in the background, and the text on the image says, "Took me 10 minutes to find what's wrong with this picture."

NGC 6611

The image shows the text "You matter unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you energy." There is a drawing of an atom below the text.

Anonymous

mentally,
am not well.
physically?
also no.
spiritually no.

Anonymous

Waurny_PIZZIC
I hate it when I say "suck my dick"
and people say "oH bUt yOu Don't
hAvE a Dick" you fools. Blithering
idiots. I mean my soul dick. My
metaphorical penis. I don't have a
physical penis protruding from my
body but the aura is there. Suck my
spirit dick, peasant.
7:13 AM 13/03/2019 from Portland, OR.
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Anonymous

When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it

Two meerkats are hugging each other. The text says "When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it."

Cupツ

UHm idk -_-

The text asks "What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?" The answer is: "Your Shadow."

Anonymous

Heres my "dick" pic

A man is standing in front of a blackboard with handwritten formulas.

Toast ツ

Me on the way to my physical labor job knowing
there's some Asian chick sitting in her apt
wearing cat ears with a tentacle dildo shoved in
her ass making way more money than me
Cat memes
Now I'm angry and erect...

Anonymous

the nerd in this

A long blue tube with the text "Accelerating Science" and "Accélérateur de science" is positioned outdoors. A person is walking alongside the tube.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a picture of Luce Irigaray at the top. Below, there is an excerpt from an article discussing her views on physics and sex. At the bottom there is a picture of Fry from Futurama with the caption: "I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND BEYOND THE EMOTION OF ANGER".

Heroin Monkey

Four panels show a trollface next to pictures of a house and its interior. The text reads: "My house is 1/4" bigger on the inside that on the outside! Why is it bigger? Why is it bigger? Why is it bigger?"

Toast ツ

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Heroin Monkey

The comic strip shows Jon Arbuckle warning Garfield about the "fabric of reality." In the second panel, Garfield touches something, and it breaks and he is shattering into many pieces.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel comic featuring the trollface character. In the top left, the trollface is lifting weights with the text "A human can lift more than their weight". The top right panel shows the trollface sitting with the text "1) pick yourself up". In the bottom left panel, the trollface is flying over a city with the text "2) fly". The bottom right panel shows a dark night sky with a trollface in it.

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."

BaddiePatrick

He was telling the truth in a different way...

A portrait of Isaac Newton. Above him, it says, "I like them thicc af". Below him it says, "But Sir Newton, we can't write that! Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."

Wade

Spin

The image shows a four panel comic with Lego figures. The first panel says, "What is spin, exactly?" In the second panel, it states, "It's like when a ball spins but it's not a ball". The third panel shows a close up of a Lego head with a smile. In the last panel it concludes with, "And it doesn't spin".

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