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King

58 views · Anonymous · 1 month ago

The image features an ancient Egyptian papyrus-style painting. It depicts several dark-skinned men in white loincloths. Two standing men are having their genitals handled by two kneeling or seated men, possibly representing a medical or hygiene ritual. Hieroglyphs are visible in the background. The top caption in bold white text reads "WE WUZ KANGZ!" and the bottom caption reads "NO. YOU WERE DICK WASHERS."

Self-improvement

68 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A cartoon drawing depicts a line of scruffy, unkempt men, some smoking, walking towards a large, open book. The book's cover features Jordan B. Peterson with the title 'Wash Your Penis'. From the other side of the open book, well-dressed men in suits, carrying briefcases, are emerging, appearing transformed and successful. The text at the top reads, 'A good book can change your life.'

Transgendered

289 views · Anonymous · 1 month ago

A photo of Rachel Levine, a transgender woman with long blonde hair and glasses, speaking in front of a blue background. White text overlays the image, quoting her saying, "YOU'RE NOT A HORSE, DON'T TAKE HORSE MEDICINE." followed by a derogatory commentary: "SAID THE MENTALLY ILL MAN WHO CUT OFF HIS PENIS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS A WOMAN..."

Anal Sex

258 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled "Anal sex". The text defines anal sex and lists other forms, including "anal fingering," which is circled in red. An image of a bald man with a beard, Mike Ehrmantraut, is overlaid on the article, with a red arrow pointing from him towards the circled word "fingering."

Acronym

115 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A world map where continents and regions are labeled with humorous and vulgar acronyms. The text above the map reads, 'the world i want to live in.' The labels include: C.U.M. for North America, B.A.L.L.S. for South America, A.N.U.S. for Africa, P.E.N.I.S. for Europe, S.E.M.E.N. for Russia, C.O.C.K. for Central Asia, S.H.I.T. for India, and F.A.G.G.O.T. for Australia.

Hand

31 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."

Room

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a floor plan. The plan includes labeled rooms like "bedroom", "kitchen", and "bath". In a much larger, unlabeled space the words "penis room" are written.

Existence

54 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is pouring olive oil on a salad from a very large bottle. Above the bottle, the text reads "The existence of the spiderverse means there's a Spiderman who shoots webs from his penis." Above the man's head, the word 'me' appears. At the bottom, 'a normal conversation'.

Wine

67 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A bottle of "MAGICAL PENIS WINE" with Chinese characters and other small text on a golden label. The bottle is dark and full, sitting on a light surface.

Dick

10 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Mario

18 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A four-panel meme contrasting different platform users. The top left panel shows three different whole pickle emojis from Google, Samsung, and Microsoft. The text reads 'Google, Samsung, and Microsoft users when they use the pickle emoji for a penis'. The top right panel shows a happy, smiling Mario character. The bottom left panel shows the Apple pickle emoji, which is sliced into pieces. The bottom right panel shows a dark, distorted version of Mario with white highlights, often used to depict a cursed or unsettling reaction. The contrast highlights the difference in emoji design and the innuendo associated with it.

Pen

15 views · ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

A tattoo on an arm shows a pen and a sword crossed. A banner under them reads: "THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD".

Florida Man

36 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a news headline and a mugshot. The headline reads: 'Florida Man Bites His Brother's Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket.' Below the headline is a mugshot of a man with a goatee and two prominent hair spikes. A vertical 'Memedroid' watermark is on the left side of the image.

Dog

32 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a close-up, rear view of a dog with its tail area prominently displayed, with a visible penis.

Father

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

Pasta

18 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.

Mind

212 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image of Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob with the text "8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis".

Man

13 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

title

The image shows a man sitting on a couch with a large penis in the foreground. A woman's hand is in the lower left corner holding a book and partially blocking the view. The text overlay reads "YOU KNOW YOU SEE IT."

Camel

14 views · Testicle · 2 years ago

i love penis

The image shows a camel wearing a tuxedo, holding a pack of cigarettes with the word 'PENIS' on it. Above the camel's head, the same word 'PENIS' is written in large letters.

Cock

18 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

How to eat a cock 🍆

A book cover with the title "How to Eat Cock" and the subtitle "Mouth-cumming Penis Recipes." The author is listed as Cosima Hussey. There's also a drawing of a penis on the cover.

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