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A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled "Anal sex". The text defines anal sex and lists other forms, including "anal fingering," which is circled in red. An image of a bald man with a beard, Mike Ehrmantraut, is overlaid on the article, with a red arrow pointing from him towards the circled word "fingering."

A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."

The image shows a floor plan. The plan includes labeled rooms like "bedroom", "kitchen", and "bath". In a much larger, unlabeled space the words "penis room" are written.

A man is pouring olive oil on a salad from a very large bottle. Above the bottle, the text reads "The existence of the spiderverse means there's a Spiderman who shoots webs from his penis." Above the man's head, the word 'me' appears. At the bottom, 'a normal conversation'.

A bottle of "MAGICAL PENIS WINE" with Chinese characters and other small text on a golden label. The bottle is dark and full, sitting on a light surface.

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Google, Samsung, and
Microsoft users when
they use the pickle
emoji for a penis
Apple users

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

A tattoo on an arm shows a pen and a sword crossed. A banner under them reads: "THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD".

Florida Man Bites His
Brother's Penis Off After He
Walks In On His Brother
Having Sex With His Cousin
His Favorite Dragon Ball Z
Banket
Meinedroid

The image shows a close-up, rear view of a dog with its tail area prominently displayed, with a visible penis.

A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"

The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.

An image of Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob with the text "8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis".

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The image shows a man sitting on a couch with a large penis in the foreground. A woman's hand is in the lower left corner holding a book and partially blocking the view. The text overlay reads "YOU KNOW YOU SEE IT."

i love penis

The image shows a camel wearing a tuxedo, holding a pack of cigarettes with the word 'PENIS' on it. Above the camel's head, the same word 'PENIS' is written in large letters.

How to eat a cock 🍆

A book cover with the title "How to Eat Cock" and the subtitle "Mouth-cumming Penis Recipes." The author is listed as Cosima Hussey. There's also a drawing of a penis on the cover.

Funny Test Answers #4

A worksheet with four simple drawings: a taxi, a paper bag, a person, and a can. Underneath the drawings are blank spaces for filling out the names. The answers are: cab, bag, penis, and can.

Most autisitic person ever.

A tweet with the text "And YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your animals." followed by a picture of a man with a shocked expression. Below the picture is the text "We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't even be possible."

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A man with a red hat and light substance on his mouth looks to the side. The text overlay reads, "Dark skinned brothers when they see a naked light skin guy in the shower. Got anymore them light skinned penises."

AverageDayInOhio

god my penis itches

A photo of Markiplier with a short beard wearing a dark t-shirt standing in front of a colorful wall.

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