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Tsukuyomi

A screen capture of a search engine query showing a search for 'justice for w' with auto-completed options including 'justice for waluigi' and 'justice for women'. Above the search bar is the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order".

Lil’ bro

The image shows a dictionary entry for the word "wheedle" with its pronunciation and definition. The definition reads: "use flattery or coaxing in order to persuade someone to do something or give one something". The entry also notes that it is from the "New Oxford American Dictionary".

Tsukuyomi

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Adolf kitler

A cute cat is wearing a green Starbucks apron. The cat looks into the camera. The text says "thank you for your order, I'll push it off the edge of the counter when it's ready."

Unimportant Intelligence

heh

The image has a black background and white text that reads, "DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BREATHE FAST AND STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT THE SAME TIME?" Below that is "GOOD BOY! NOW, SIT AND ROLL!"

Face mc shooty

A close-up of a person with a red face and an intense stare, superimposed with the text: "Vietnamese children after getting an order of 500 'Stop child labor' t-shirts."

Nintendo Fan

Four people are holding up signs that should say "Will you marry me?" but are out of order. The text above the image says "They had one job." A user commented below the image, "They are not asking."

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a progression of Spongebob Squarepants through different stages of education and finally work. In elementary school, Spongebob looks innocent next to simple math equations. In middle school, he's confused next to a quadratic equation. In high school, he looks muscular next to a complex integral. In college, he appears even more powerful next to another integral. Finally, in a job, he looks bored next to a list of office supplies and their costs.

A Star Wars Fan

A black and white picture shows a person with a tear running down their face. Above, there is the text: "When you order a book called 'How to scam people' and it still hasn't arrived after 3 months:"

Heroin Monkey

A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.

Heroin Monkey

A picture shows Leonardo DiCaprio and a young girl sitting next to each other. DiCaprio looks towards the girl while the girl looks back at him. Below the picture, there is a text overlay that says "bros pre ordering".

MEME LORD

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search result for Ervil LeBaron. It includes a photo of Ervil LeBaron and a description that he was the leader of a polygamous Mormon fundamentalist group who ordered killings. Overlaid on one of the photos is a picture of LeBron James with a beard, mustache, and devil horns.

Heroin Monkey

MARVEL VIEWING ORDER
CAPTAIN
CAPTAIN AMERICA
MARVEL
IRON MAN
THOR
IRON MAN 2
CHICKEN
→
AVENIDERS IRON MAN 3RUN
AGE
EMPIRES
IV
LOONEY TUNES
BACK IN ACTION
SCOOBY-DOO2
MONSTERS UNLEASHED
Summer
heights
high
how i
met your
mother
MONTY PYTHON
Holy Grail
SHARKE
LAVAGIR
LEGO INDIANA JONER
ROVENTURE CONTINUSS
↑
NETFLIX ORIGINAL
BY
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF
MADELEINE MCCANN
Ted Cruz
2016
Dr. Seuss'
VENGERS
ENDGAME
TH
CATE

RapBoat

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Pusha T ordered spicy ramen at the ramen place
but he tried it and it's spicier than he thought!!
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Your local comrade

The top half of the image shows a sign that reads "Employees Must Wash anus" with a symbol of hands washing. Below the sign is a cartoon character with a serious expression. At the bottom of the image is the text "Good soldiers follow orders."

Tsukuyomi

Priorities are straight

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order" above it. The search query starts with "justice for w", and the dropdown shows "justice for waluigi" above "justice for women".

Toast ツ

The Jews run
America. The
Jews run the
World Order.

tabs1528

The image shows a meme with three white wolves in a forest setting. Each wolf has a name superimposed on it. From left to right, the labels are: "Fred", "Mrs. Weasley", and "George". Above the wolves, the text says: "Order of the Pheonix in a nutshell:".

Thoughtless

A man with glasses says, "I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM GIRLS!" In the second image, he says, "'CAUSE THEY DON'T TALK TO ME!" There are two women in the background of both images, looking indifferent.

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