Now memes

Chef

Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.

An illustration of a caricatured man with brown skin, a large black mustache, and a big smile showing teeth. He wears a white chef's hat and shirt with a red bow tie or scarf. He is making an 'OK' gesture with his right hand. In the top right corner is a small French flag.

Jokes

Body

When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"

Ex

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

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  • School

    A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

    A boy throws his bag out the window.

    The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

    The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."

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