No way

No way memes

Self

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Jokes

Spiderman

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

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  • Suicide

    A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.

    A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"

    She says, "I'm going to jump!"

    The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

    The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"

    The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."

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