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Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image featuring photos of Nicolas Cage in various intense and expressive poses, overlaid with the text "Cage AGAINST THE MACHINE."

Adolf Nigler

The meme shows an "expanding brain" meme format with the following levels: "16 year olds", "Misguided youths", "Teenagers", "Hoodlums", "Trouble Makers", "Criminals", and "Niggers". Each level is associated with a different image of a brain that is progressively more illuminated and complex.

Nico Di Anglo

A meme featuring two images: one of Matt Murdock (Daredevil) smiling and wearing sunglasses, and another of Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) looking distressed. The text reads, "What's the difference between Matt Murdock and Wanda Maximoff? One knows how to cope without vision."

Nico Di Anglo

A dialogue between two people, Will and Nico, is presented. Will states that violence is not the answer, to which Nico agrees. Will sighs in relief. Nico then states that violence is the question, and when Will asks what he means, Nico runs away, stating that the answer is yes. Will runs after him yelling no.

Nico Di Anglo

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The image shows white text on a black background. The text asks why Percy's grades are not good at school, and the answer is because they are below "C Level." The text then says "Don't like my puns? My apollo-gees <3".

Heroin Monkey

Two individuals wearing camouflage jackets and black balaclavas sit at a table with an Irish flag in the background. Text below reads: "THE IRA FANDOM IS DYING like this post to carbomb a British supermarket."

Ghosty

A sketch of a lighter is on a white paper in a sketchbook.

Nico Di Anglo

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The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A man in a suit walks towards a private jet, with the text "How it feels when the dentist says you've been grinding in your sleep."

Anonymous

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The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".

Anonymous

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A creepy humanoid monster is on a slide in a playground at night.

Anonymous

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A blurry, nighttime shot of a thin, pale creature with long limbs standing on a lawn near a sidewalk, with trees and a dark sky in the background. The creature has a long tail that curls upward. Its face is illuminated with glowing eyes.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A creature lurks in the doorway of a bedroom.

Anonymous

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A deer standing on its hind legs in a forest at night, illuminated by a light source. Text on the image reads: wideopenspaces.

Anonymous

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Wallace from "Wallace and Gromit" is sitting and reading a magazine titled "Cheese Monthly." The text overlay reads: "Bro shut the fuck up. I'm reading Cheese Monthly."

Anonymous

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A kitten is lying on the ground with its legs stretched out. The image is captioned with the word "bug."

Anonymous

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A close-up of a brown tabby cat with a slightly annoyed expression, accompanied by the text "can i get uhhhhhh..."

Anonymous

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A meme shows a waitress taking an order from a couple, with the text: "Waitress: Hey folks, just a heads up, we don't serve dog here. Guy: Can I just have a water? Waitress: Sorry I don't speak karate."

Anonymous

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A blonde woman is holding a white and blue humidifier to her nose and mouth as if it were a vape. The text says: "These vape mods are just fucking ridiculous now."

Anonymous

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A two-panel comic shows a white anthropomorphic wolf wearing a red apron standing behind a table and asking a black anthropomorphic rabbit reading a menu: "So, what type of pasta do you recommend?" In the second panel, the wolf, smiling, says, "I think fagottini would be your type," while the rabbit looks surprised and holds up a card with a rainbow flag on it.

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