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Heroin Monkey

A handwritten note on lined paper shows the biological classification ranks: Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species, written below a sentence with arrows pointing up from each rank to a corresponding word. The sentence reads: Dear Kevin, Please Come Over For Gay Sex. Above the note, text from a tweet says 'Gonna ace this exam'.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A man is sitting, holding his head and looking downwards, appearing distressed. Overlayed text in white with a red border reads "too much RADIO, not enough HEAD".

Heroin Monkey

A laptop is displayed on a desk with the Windows XP desktop background. Above the laptop is the text "rape my setup."

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel image. In the first panel, a man shows off a diamond-studded watch. In the second panel, the same man takes a selfie in the mirror. The text above reads, "She called me Jewish cause she knows the drip Israel 100."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a bulletin board featuring Pokemon characters surrounding the phrase "Don't catch 'em at all," with the names of various STDs listed below.

A Star Wars Fan

A picture of a penguin wearing a red tie looking angrily at the viewer. Text on top reads, "Americans when they see someone using km/h instead of glazed donuts per bald eagle." Text at the bottom in brackets reads "[anger]".

A Star Wars Fan

A still from The Hobbit shows a dwarf with a helmet saying, "I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

Heroin Monkey

A low-angle shot of a tree rooted in shallow water, its reflection visible on the water surface against a backdrop of a cloudy sky.

Heroin Monkey

A beaver sitting in a car at a drive-through orders a "log". The text on the image says "lemme get uhhhhh log".

Heroin Monkey

The character Grug from "The Croods" stands in front of a black and white photograph of Hiroshima after it was bombed. The text says, "I call this Hiroshima (it rhymes with Grug)".

Anonymous

Shitpostmastergeneeal

The image shows a loaf of sliced bread with arrows indicating the movement of air around it. The word "stall" is at the bottom of the image.

Anonymous

Shitpostmastergeneral

A brown loaf of bread with green, yellow, and red arrows indicating airflow over the bread, with the word "Downforce" written below.

Anonymous

Shitpostmastergeneral

Against a black background, a croissant is displayed with green, yellow, and red arrows indicating airflow around it. The image is labeled "Separated Airflow."

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a split image. On the left is a blonde woman smiling. On the right is a chimpanzee. The text reads: "Hawk Tuah girl brutally torn to shreds."

Heroin Monkey

A man is looking at his phone. The text says: "Dude, you're drunk, you can barely walk." Yeah no shit, that's why I'm gonna drive home, dumbass.

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of two fortune cookies with a slip of paper in front of them. The text on the paper reads: "A kind stranger will piss in your ass today. Panda Express."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from Reddit's AskReddit shows a user asking what the secret to a happy marriage is. A user named "GapingAssTroll" replied that a happy marriage is not a 50/50 effort but a 60/40 effort with both people trying to be the 60. Another user, "saladshoooter", thanked GapingAssTroll for the insight.

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A person is wearing a black t-shirt with the text: I love being a black woman.

Heroin Monkey

An overhead shot shows a black shoe, a tan shoe sole, and an empty plastic drink cup with black soot around the items. Text on the image reads, "The opps eviscerated bro 💔".

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