New Memes - Page 337 - Worst Jokes Ever

Truck

11 views · Dawson Maxey · 3 years ago

DOBB)BBS - DOBBS FOR OHIO

Test

83 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

When you beat the system

The image shows a text at the top saying: "Teacher: Write True or False". Below it is written "Frlse". Below these elements is a two-panel image. On the left is a man smiling and pointing at his head with the word "STUDENT" under him. On the right is a man looking surprised and skeptical with the word "TEACHER" under him.

Spider

1 view · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Rich girls when they see a spider

A little girl is smirking slightly at the camera. In the background, there is a house completely engulfed in flames. The text says: "There was a spider. It's gone now."

Pizza Hut Employee

140 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

No one.

Kiss

40 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Fair point.

A social media post with a comment thread. The initial post states, "being kissed in your sleep is...like...the purest form of love." A reply to that comment reads, "Unless you are home alone" and is followed by another comment "Or in prison."

Real Estate

17 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Damn.

A man is smiling with the text "When the school shooter finally leaves and the hottest girl in class is laying dead on the floor" above and below the text "It's Free Real Estate".

2020

17 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

But wait.

The image shows a man with a beard and blue shirt pointing at the viewer. Text overlayed reads: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.". Above the man the text reads "2020 every second"

Baptism

8 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Crap, not again

An image shows a painting of a man with a halo holding a book. Text reads: "When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism." The book reads "AMORIS LAETITIA".

Account

49 views · Wilkinsonburritos · 3 years ago

we did it, boys

A group of people dressed in dark clothes are at a gravesite. In the foreground, a tombstone is visible with the text "Ashton's account" written on it. In front of the grave, one person kneels with a smile while making a peace sign with two fingers. Over that person, the word "everyone" is written.

Eye

12 views · Javril · 3 years ago

My eyes at 3 am

A person is sitting at a desk with their face in their hand, looking tired or upset.

Girl

31 views · Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

When ur watching the two fat girls fighting over the last donut

A GIF of Michael Jackson eating popcorn in a movie theater. The expression on his face suggests he is watching something surprising or absurd.

Mouth

17 views · Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

U

A person wearing a Walmart cap is holding a pink urinal screen in their mouth.

Coffee

12 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

Facetime

22 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me and my friend 2 hours ago

A two-panel image showing the close-up of a cow and a pig looking into the camera. The text above them says, "When the FaceTime connects."

Funeral

21 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

The type of society we live in

A picture of a child with a bowl cut wearing a green sweater with a teddy bear attached. The text says, "Old people at weddings always poke me and say, "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Friend

4 views · Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

With my cancer friend

Two young boys stand on either side of a skeleton figure. All three figures are posed looking at the camera.

School

KIM💬 · 3 years ago

found these in my school

Three decorative birdcages are hanging from chains. Two white birds are sitting in two of the cages.

Accident

KIM💬 · 3 years ago

OMG I DID NOT MEAN TOO

The image shows a close-up view from below the chin of a person with long, curly brown hair and a plaid shirt. The camera appears to be angled upwards from below the face, and a neutral gray background fills the upper two-thirds of the frame. A tiny portion of a text in white on dark background is visible in the bottom right corner of the image with "LOVE YOURSELF!" written.

Pair

18 views · KIM💬 · 3 years ago

NEW NUCHUCKS

Two men are wearing nun costumes. They have white bibs and black habits. One of them has a small piece of paper attached to his chest that says "Chuck". The other has one as well, that says "Chuck". Above them it says, "A PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS".

Year

18 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me on Monday

A three-panel image from the TV show Friends. The first panel shows Joey sitting in a chair saying, "It's been a tough year." The second panel shows Phoebe with the caption, "It's the first week of January." The third panel shows Joey looking at Phoebe with the caption, "Your point?"