New Memes - Page 271 - Worst Jokes Ever

as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)

The image shows a snowy landscape. The text on top reads, "UTAH: SHOULD I WALK TO CHURCH OR JUST DRIVE?" The text at the bottom says, "EAST COAST: IT'S THE END IT'S THE WORLD W. WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

Day 18

A light brown dog appears to be stuck to the ceiling. The text above reads: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Covid-19 or Rona

A dog wearing glasses is looking to the side with a serious expression. The text on the image reads, "Me when I call it COVID-19 instead of the Rona."

Waking up wit a tank top

The image shows two juxtaposed panels. On the left, there is a framed sign that reads: "for only $10.99 you can let every visitor to your house know you are struggling." Below that, the phrase "I AM ENOUGH" is repeated five times. On the right, a man wearing a tank top is shown, with the text "waking up after sleeping with a tank top on" written over him.

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.

When I place a Amazon prime order

A pug is looking out the window. The text on the image says "Me, 5 minutes after I placed an Amazon prime order".

How i feel when...

A baby with dirty hands and clothes is standing in front of a car with his arms outstretched. The text says, "How I feel when I fix something."

When you put the highest setting in the vibrator

A painting of a person with their eyes rolled back and mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you try out the highest setting on the vibrator".

how to kidnap kids

A drawing depicts a child in a blue shirt and a red cap standing on the left side. A skeleton is on the right, leaning forward with a sinister look. A shadow of a person is falling on the ground. Text on top: "2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD."

shes creepy, no?

A girl with pink hair in pigtails, blushing with a creepy smile. A text bubble next to her reads: "HAHA, I FINALLY GOT MY PRINCE. I'LL NEVER EVER LET YOU GO...♡"

Who here plays blox fruits?

A Roblox character with white wings is standing in a video game environment. A speech bubble above the character says, "Selling toenails for fruit pls." Below the character is a user interface that displays "Safe Zone - PvP disabled". Below that is another user interface with six slots and icons, e.g. a claw and a jaguar head.

Tony, am I ugly?

The image shows a four-panel comic strip featuring the Hulk and Tony Stark. In the first panel, the Hulk asks, "Tony, am I ugly?" In the second panel, Tony replies, "God made no one ugly!" In the third panel, the Hulk says, "Thanks!" with a smile. In the final panel, Tony, with a sarcastic expression, asks, "But who the hell made you?"

i will join the necrons because of this

A soldier wearing a helmet with a winged skull symbol on it has a surprised look on his face. The text above reads, "When you realize all the struggles of humanity, Chaos, Eldar, Orks, and Tau." The text below reads, "are child's play compared to what the Necrons have done and will do again."

The image shows two password input fields. The first field contains "all the other waifus" and shows a weak password strength. The second field contains "kujou sara" and shows a strong password strength.

The image shows a split frame. The top half shows a character labeled "Tau Empire" holding a shovel and saying "I DEMAND TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY". The bottom half shows a character labeled "LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE" falling and saying "NO."

Those vids be like abt safety:

An image depicts a cartoon green pickle with a scared face and a life buoy with an angry face. The pickle says, "Don't be stupid!". The life buoy says, "Get my body maker!".

this is my cousin (you’ll get it if u live near nyc subways [trains, not the sandwich])

A rat on the floor of a subway track.

Gurantee 90% of you don't get this.

A coyote is wearing a bomb like a saddle, chasing a roadrunner. The text on top of the image reads: "If you don't get it, you're too young."

Brass Mcknuckles.

A hand is holding a pair of golden brass knuckles in the shape of the McDonald's arches. Below the image is a text: "they're going to be mcfreakin sorry now".

Yessir

The meme shows two images of Winnie the Pooh. In the first image, Winnie the Pooh looks a bit disgruntled, and the text next to it says "Straight." In the second image, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo and looks very pleased, and the text next to it says "LGBTQn't."