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The dnd person in the back of the class

A person with glasses looking directly at the camera, bathed in a red light. The text says: "are you lost babygirl?"

Bruhh found out

A screenshot of a Google search for 'chinese fart porn' is overlaid with an AirDrop notification from 'Mom'. The AirDrop message reads: "Your father and I are getting a divorce," and has two minions in the image.

Your first date be like:

Two neon pink and yellow hearts hanging against a wall, a bouquet of flowers and a white vase are on a table in the foreground. The pot has the words FLOW - & - GARDE on it.

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my teacher with every one for no reason

A woman with sunglasses and a pink jacket is frowning with a strained expression. The text overlay reads: "me trying to decipher my student's handwriting."

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my mom be like

A person covered in mud is crawling through a muddy field. The text above reads: "Accountants entering 2022's busy season, still dealing with the last two seasons." The text "@dylan.does.your.taxes" is shown in the bottom right corner.

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me enytime i have homework

An image shows Spongebob sitting at a desk with a piece of paper labeled "Break time!". The text overlay says "YOU, RIGHT NOW, WATCHING MEMES WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WORKING."

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why??

Two identical images of a puppet looking sideways with wide eyes. Below are the words 'People: Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza because it's a fruit. Tomato:'

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bruh

The image shows a man looking confused and a bit annoyed. There are question marks above his head and text that reads "When it's 10pm and your friend says, 'so where are we going after this?' to bed???".

are you serious right neow

Three people are sitting in a car. The text at the top of the image says, "WHEN YOUR PASSING BY MCDONALDS AND YOUR MOM SAYS." Below is "@polymemes" and below that in quotes, "WE HAVE FOOD AT HOME".

As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a smiling Shrek with the text "HAPPY SAMOAN" below him. The bottom part shows a raging Hulk with the text "ANGRY SAMOAN" underneath.

lol

A person dressed as Luke Skywalker with a sombrero and a mustache holding a light saber. There is text that says "CINCO DE MAYO" on the top and "REVENGE OF THE FIFTH" on the bottom.

lol

Two identical images of the Geico gecko, with text saying, "Just saved tons of money on Valentines Day by switching to single".

wheelchair creed

I really like

The image shows a stylized drawing of a man in a wheelchair. The text reads "I really like long romantic walks in the park."

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I really like

The image shows an old fashioned illustration of a person in a wheelchair with the text "I REALLY LIKE LONG ROMANTIC WALKS IN THE PARK" in decorative font.

no comment

The image is a comparison of angry mothers in anime and in real life. The top panel shows an anime girl with a pouting face. The bottom panel shows two women with a large sword. The text in the image is "Angry moms in anime:" and "Angry moms in real life:".

P.O.V a guy sees there girl

A cartoon man with blonde hair and a white jacket with a red heart is shown with pink blurry hearts in the background. The words "Boing! Boing!" are written on the top and bottom of the image.

MOM CALLS MY NAME

A man with a wide open mouth and exaggerated facial expression. The text above reads: *mom calls my name* Me: "YES MOM?" *no answer* Me: "YEEEES MOOOOOOOM?"

they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them

A cartoon character with big eyes is pointing a gun directly at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "IMMA SHOOT YOU WITH MY GLOCK POP POP POP AND NOW YOU DROP".

𝒴𝑜𝓊𝒞𝒶𝓃𝒞𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑀𝑒𝐿𝑒𝓌𝒾𝓈𝒥𝑜𝓃

The actual fuck is this Advertisement.

An advertisement featuring two photos of Emma Watson. One photo is from when she was a child, the other is a more recent, and suggestive one. The text on the image reads: '(Uncut) Sexy Harry Potter Star. #42 Is The Hottest Picture I've Ever Seen.'

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD