New Memes - Page 272 - Worst Jokes Ever

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

What are these wrong answers only

A picture of two skyscrapers at night.

Bro got something on

A man with glasses and a beard looks at the camera, with red cartoonish anger marks above his head.

WAITTTTTTT

The image shows Baby Yoda with an angry expression, overlaid with the text "when I'm looking for the perfect gif to respond with and I see the other person starting to write" and "WAITTTTTTTT."

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Random post #5 (you can dislike it. i dont rlly care actually…)

The image shows a bald man with an intense expression, partially submerged in water. Text overlaid on the image says, "Asteroids when they see Ohio."

who are they, wrong answers only

An image of two animated characters, Goku and Vegeta, from the show Dragon Ball Z. Both are looking off into the distance. Goku is on the right with orange hair, orange gi, and a symbol on his chest. Vegeta is on the left with black spiky hair and blue armor.

Who is He, Wrong answers only

The image shows a close-up of Mr. Bean with a wide-eyed, goofy expression, slightly smiling and looking directly at the viewer. He has dark hair, fair skin, and is wearing a gray jacket. The background is plain white.

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The image contains the text: DON'T BITE YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY HANDS PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT THAT, DON'T BITE YOUR FUCKING LIP. The text is in pink on a black background.

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A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

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A text message exchange. One person asks, "busy later?", then asks, "free today?". The other person replies, "I have covid". The first person then responds, "oh fuck" and then writes, "lemme pound you w a mask on though".

dd flat fr

A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.

real

A meme with a picture of a sloth and a fair-skinned person. The text says: "ARE YOU FROM JAPAN? CAUSE IM TRYIN TO GET IN JAPANTIES."

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person asks, "Hi how old are you?" The second person replies "14" and asks, "Bout' you?" The first person replies, "You're so young. I'm 32 yrs old. But age is just a number" with an emoji. The second person says, "Yeah... you know what else is a number?" followed by "911".

The meme shows two images stacked vertically. The top image is a handwritten note that says: "If an alien came to visit, I would kill it. By Bella." The note is on a lined piece of white paper with purple border. The bottom image is a black and white photo of a man in armor with a Hello Kitty bow on his head.

The image shows a person in a suit playing a piano underwater. In the top left corner, there is a floating Minecraft-like information box saying "Water Breathing 24:56".

Dad

Three men, including Kim Jong-un in the center, walk in front of a large missile on a military vehicle.

We gonna die today

A news report showing a black rocket launching against a backdrop of orange smoke. The text on the screen includes Korean characters.

yer a wizard harry

The image shows a screencap of Hagrid from Harry Potter with the text "You're a wizard Harry" superimposed at the bottom. Above that it says, "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2."

bruh who tf airdroped me this #1

A white plush toy with pink ears, snout, and inner ears, has a stitched yellow and black eye, a black eye patch and a big row of teeth, as well as a red bow tie.

what is she doing