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Pov me tryna dance:

A baby wearing a diaper is standing on sand, with arms bent and hands out, looking like he is struggling to move.

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lol

The image shows a sad-looking Kermit the Frog standing by a window with rain streaks. Text above the image reads: "me: I haven't taken a photo of me in awhile. *takes photo* me: oh, that's why."

Daddy dick

False.

A picture of Dwight Schrute, a character from the tv show "The Office", looks at the viewer with a serious expression. Above him is the text "It's raining cats and dogs?" and below him is the text "False. Precipitation consists almost entirely of water."

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me in my pics

A caricature of Obama with a large mustache, sticking his tongue out, and big ears.

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Fr fr

The image shows two side-by-side pictures. On the left, there is Jason Momoa with long hair and a fit physique. Underneath, it says "Ending 2019". On the right is a picture of a person with a mustache, who looks worn out. Underneath, it says "Starting 2022".

Anonymous

The image shows two panels of Winnie the Pooh. In the first panel, he's in his classic red shirt looking off to the side with a neutral expression, while text says 'I made a meme and it got one view.' In the second panel, Winnie the Pooh is wearing a tuxedo and smiling slightly, with text saying, 'I elaborately created a divine worded picture with marvelous phrases and civilized grammar, but unfortunately, my theorized amount of sights by the citizens was incorrect.'

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A meme featuring two images of Winnie the Pooh. The first image shows Winnie with a neutral expression next to the word "no". The second image shows Winnie in a tuxedo with a sly smile, next to the text: "I would like to imply that I will not adhere to thy henceforth vexingly dull-witted proposition."

Anonymous

For Da Boys

A man looks unimpressed with the text 'The coach when he walks into the boy's locker room and sees them literally killing each other. Boys will be boys.'

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why th

A picture shows a man looking confused. The text says "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a black out & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

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A photo shows a man with a conflicted facial expression. The text above him reads, "That awkward moment when you want to laugh but it's completely inappropriate..."

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Why this true though

A picture of Will Ferrell with text overlaying the image that reads "Sometimes, I use big words I don't always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis."

PurplePanda

When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says "I saw you fall in the hall yesterday ;)". The other person responds, "I dint fall I attacked the floor". The first person replies, "Backwards???" And the second person replies "Im freaking talented."

LoserIsPro

fr tho

The image shows a comparison of two perspectives, 'trophy pov' and 'knife pov.' At the top, there is a cartoon image of a knife and a trophy facing each other with angry expressions. Below this image are two drawings: on the left, a slender stick figure represents the trophy's perspective of the knife, and on the right, a more rounded figure with a pointed center represents the knife's perspective of the trophy.

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Always that kid :

The image shows several cartoon objects with faces standing side by side in front of a mountainous landscape. The objects, from left to right, are a microphone, a baseball, a knife, a test tube with green liquid, a yellow lightbulb with an eye patch, and a suitcase. A red fan lies on the ground to the left of the microphone. The text above the objects says, "when somebody in class makes an unfunny joke with enthusiasm."

LazyBoiiii

A split image. The top part shows a Google search bar with "shrek" typed in, and the "shopping" tab circled in red. Below that, a distorted image of a man says: "I'll take your entire stock."

LazyBoiiii

The image shows a screen capture of a Google search for "children". The "Shopping" tab is highlighted in the navigation. Below the navigation is a picture of Buzz Lightyear looking skeptical and the word "hmm" is below him.

LazyBoiiii

A split image showing two different Woody faces from Toy Story. On the left is Woody with a sinister smile and the right is Woody engulfed in flames. Above the images is a Google search bar with the term "nuke" and the "Shopping" tab highlighted.

LazyBoiiii

A pink, fluffy creature with a long tongue is shown in front of a machine with a keyboard. The creature's tongue is extended and touching a button on the keyboard. The text above the creature says, "SCREW LIMBS!" and below, "I'LL USE MY TONGUE!". The display of the machine shows "GELA".

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fr tho

The image shows two cartoon characters in a relationship, one resembling a flame (Firey) on top of a yellow sponge. Above them, the text "HA, GAY!" is written in capital letters. On the right, there is a second panel with a person yelling.

#LionGirl®

The image shows three panels. The first panel shows Voldemort with the text "Voldemort: Avada Kedavra". The second panel shows Harry Potter holding up an Uno reverse card, with the text "Harry: Uno Reverse Card". The third panel shows Voldemort looking surprised or shocked.

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