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Hypocrisy

20 views · Emma Stan · 1 year ago

A six-panel stick figure comic strip. In the first panel, a stick figure with a black head insults a stick figure with a white head. The white-headed figure responds, 'WTF?'. In the second panel, the black-headed figure dismisses the comment as 'just a joke' and accuses the white-headed figure of having 'thin skin'. In the third panel, the white-headed figure insults the black-headed figure by calling him 'fat'. In the fourth panel, the black-headed figure begins to cry profusely. In the fifth panel, the white-headed figure criticizes the black-headed figure for crying, asking if he's a psychopath and saying 'This is why nobody likes you'. In the final panel, the black-headed figure runs away crying.

Doctor

4 views · Emma Stan · 1 year ago

lol

A three-panel image shows a conversation between three characters. The first panel depicts a woman with a headband asking, "Are you...one of those CHALLENGERS?". The second panel shows a young man saying, "Um, the doctor said I could be on the spectrum." The third panel shows a man with a black headband saying, "I DON'T KNOW what that is, but, on, all of it means, all time!" An American flag can be seen in the background of the first panel.

Meme

2 views · skibidi Ohio rizz sigma alpha male · 1 year ago

the only meme needed

A close-up of a character's face from the video game Fortnite against a blurred background of a landscape. The character is looking straight at the viewer.

Picture

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

JAKE I GOT THE PICTURE OF THE GUTAI FOR YOUZ

A light blue electric guitar is angled with the headstock to the right. The guitar is held and a hand is visible. The person is wearing a red shirt and there is a fuzzy object next to the guitar.

Amy

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Amy (mb Abt the clashing)

The image is a collage of various artistic paintings and drawings. It includes classical and religious figures, cloudy landscapes, and sketches of people, objects, and buildings.

Collage

7 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

JAsmin.

The image is a collage of multiple photos of a person named Jasmin. The photos are mostly black and white or dark, and some show Jasmin posing or looking at the camera. There are a few other elements in the background of some of the pictures like an ocean, a butterfly or a line drawing.

Bed

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Happens any time I'm sick or would be lyingg in bed all day for any reason

A spotted dog is nestled in a bed, looking very comfortable.

Graph

596 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

No offense, but…

The image displays a graph showing crime statistics by race using animal characters in water, with an Asian character nearly submerged, a Latino character slightly more submerged, a White character almost fully submerged and a Black character as a tall giraffe barely in the water. The text on top says: "Crime statistics on a graph." The races are labeled underneath: "Asian, Latino, White, Black."

Salt

12 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.

Meme

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Dad: Do you wanna know what your sister said while she
lost her virginity?
Son: Dad, please stop this is inappropriate
Dad: Exactly

Sign

46 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

An image with a 'The Klu Klux Krab' sign over a clam, a burning cross, a ghost drawing, and Squidward wearing a white robe and hood pointing angrily at Spongebob.

Mask

22 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Two people wearing animal masks in a supermarket. One person wears a cow mask, kneels on the floor and holds two sausages. The other one wears a horse mask and holds a hand on the kneeling person's shoulder. The text on the image says: "Just the normal things you see in Wal-Mart".

Workout

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Reasons to workout with your partner.

A woman with rabbit ears in two panels. In the first panel, she's flexing and smiling, with the text "Feel my gains, bro". In the second panel, she is looking more serious, still flexing and allowing her chest to be grabbed by a hand.

Groot

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

“I am groot”

The image is split in two parts. The upper part shows a woman hanging onto a tree branch and looking up, seemingly in distress. The lower part shows Groot, a character from Guardians of the Galaxy, who appears to be observing the woman. The text "I am groot" overlays the image.

Validation

13 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.

A four-panel Wojak-style meme. Top left shows a character known as 'Trad-Girl.' Top right shows several other female characters, often depicted as 'mean girls,' insulting her with text like 'You're ugly,' 'No man will want you,' and 'Small boobs.' Bottom left shows 'GigaChad' character telling Trad-Girl, 'You're pretty.' Bottom right shows Trad-Girl responding, 'I am?'.

Scroll

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Keep scrolling.

The image shows a woman with a scarecrow mask on her head and a white tank top. The text on the image says, "YOU STOPPED SCROLLING DIDN'T YOU."

Semen

19 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

English spelling at its finest.

A screenshot of a Tumblr post. The first post reads, "You can't spell 'advertisements' without 'semen' between the 'tits'." The second post asks, "What in the fuck did I just read?" The third post says, "Not all heroes wear capes".

Metal

3 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A list titled "music taste" ranks different music genres from really obscure indie shit at number 1, through metal and/or dubstep, sea shanties, lofi, airhorn covers, 100 gecs, vocaloid, smooth jazz to classical at number 9.

Idea

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Genuine question to you all

The image is a table with the title "How are you still alive!?" There are eight numbered rows, each with a different answer: #1 "I'm not." #2 "I HAVE NO IDEA!" #3 "I had to go to work today." #4 "I'm doing science and I'm still alive." #5 "Too much swag." #6 "$7.52". #7 "yro'ue" and #8 "Spite". There's a signature "Bc" in the top right corner.

Cat

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

What # are you? Im 7

The image is a chart titled "A cat meows" with 7 possible reactions to a cat meowing. They are: "arnt you a little baby" #1, Pets the cat #2, Responds conversationally #3, Meows back #4, Ignores #5, Responds with insults but pets it anyway #6, and is afraid of cats #7.