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A comic strip with three panels. In the first panel, a pink figure asks a taller blue figure, "Dad! Am I adopted?" In the second panel, the blue figure replies, "Of course not!" In the third panel, the blue figure says, "Why would I ever choose you?"

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An announcement from your Most High Comrade

The image shows a black hammer and sickle symbol above the text: "Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them."

Your local comrade

The top half of the image shows a sign that reads "Employees Must Wash anus" with a symbol of hands washing. Below the sign is a cartoon character with a serious expression. At the bottom of the image is the text "Good soldiers follow orders."

Your local comrade

The meme shows a blurry, black and white image of a plague doctor with the text "when the leeches don't work".

rapboat

A cartoon image of Goku in a blue liquid-filled tank with a breathing mask over his mouth.

Anonymous

This just inspired me to take action.

A black and white kitten with blue eyes sits on a wooden floor. There is a text bubble near the kitten's head that reads, "You will die with regrets."

Anonymous

Stonks

The image contains two parts. The first part is a screenshot of an article with a title "Genetically Engineered Catgirls are Possible, Scientists say, 'but we lack funding.'" and an anime picture of a catgirl. The second part is a picture of a man with a big nose, wearing a black suit and a black hat, saying "Good day, gentlemen. I am here to change the future."

Anonymous

💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. just a silly idea

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

Anonymous

Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.

The image shows a Google search with autocomplete suggestions for 'why censorship', followed by two images of George Washington. The bottom image says 'BENJAMIN... GET THE MUSKET'.

Anonymous

The CONSTITUTION is not optional.

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Czech government tells its citizens how
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Anonymous

Allow me to assume please.

A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."

Anonymous

A white outlined image of a crying person with glasses. Text above the image reads, 'POV: You used higher than middle school level vocabulary'. Text within the image reads, "STOP USING A THESAURUS, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SOUND SMART!!!"

chunkemunke 2.0

Brutha was caught lacking

A boy with dark hair is sitting at a school desk, holding a laptop. The laptop screen shows a website with rows of posters. The boy is looking sideways at the camera.

Anonymous

Theres my friends.....and then theres me

A drawing of three stick figure people with their hands bound by ropes, standing straight. One person in front of them is crouching, with a text bubble that says "I'm going to eat plastic". Above the three figures is the word "no".

rapboat

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
3/18/14, 8:37 PM
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
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MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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cuesta99

A cartoon image shows a dog lying on a therapist's couch while a shaggy dog sits in a chair holding a clipboard and pencil, acting as the therapist. There is text in a speech bubble above the therapist that reads, "You're not a 'bad dog', you're just a dog who does bad things." There is a sign in the background that reads, "PET THERAPY."

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of Mace Windu holding a Minecraft hammer. The text "MACE WINDU" is superimposed on the image.

Yugi

Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"

Anonymous

Cupツ

FRRR

A cartoon image shows a red-haired character with sharp teeth and a wide grin saying, "I'M ABOUT TO END".

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