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Anonymous

Good girl.

A man is sitting on a couch with his arm around a woman whose mouth is covered in duct tape and her hands and feet are tied. The text says "This could be us but you keep escaping."

Heroin Monkey

A man with a serious face is looking towards the camera. The text "Me leaving the store with GTA VI in my mouth" is visible above him.

Heroin Monkey

A bedroom with a purple pillow and a pink sheet. A puddle of fluid is visible on the sheet, and a black vibrator is next to it. The text says: "I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much."

Anonymous

XX=Female XY=Male YY=Down Syndrome

The image shows two doors with signs above them. One door says "KITCHEN" and the other says "MEN". Above the doors is text that says, "There are only 2 genders."

Anonymous

Pika! Pika! I CHOOSE YOU!!!

The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, hands are poking the cheeks of a smiling Pikachu. The second panel shows a man with blond hair and a bloody nose, getting punched in the face by a woman wearing a yellow Pikachu shirt.

Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Anonymous

When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it

Two meerkats are hugging each other. The text says "When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it."

Anonymous

Something cute for yall :3

A light green frog with three stars above its head. The text "LOOK AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER" is placed above the frog. At the bottom of the image is the text "Actually, top left corner" and the text "<3 You" can be seen in the middle.

Anonymous

Me n my Bff

A watercolor painting of two rats standing on their hind legs, facing each other, and holding hands. The text on the image reads "Olivia Beaumont".

Anonymous

The image shows a simple drawing of two people and a cat. One person is gray and has a grumpy face. The other person is white and excited, with heart symbols above their head, pointing at a cat. The text reads "It's a street cat" and "Look at the kitty."

Anonymous

Me n who?

A cat is perched on top of a cougar's head, appearing as if the cat is wearing the cougar like a hat.

Anonymous

A white duck stands against a plain background. The text 'Yeah I'm SAD' appears above the duck, followed by 'Secretly A Duck' written vertically, where each letter of the word 'SAD' is on its own line.

Anonymous

A grid of 42 small, blue, blob-like cartoon characters with big eyes and small trunks are arranged against a dark gray background. Each character is identical and is facing to the right.

Nugget

Nugget does not like the cold nuggets

A person holds a piece of paper that says "cold nuggets" and says "Woah". Below that, a nugget character is shown with a disapproving face, while the person is saying "This is worthless!".

Anonymous

A gray cat wearing a white cowboy hat is looking at the camera with tears in its eyes. The text reads: "Partner, I reckon I ain't been feeling very yeehaw lately."

Anonymous

A boy with a big smile is holding an Uno card with the text 'Happiness is temporary' above him. There are many Uno cards on the table in front of him, showing the perspective of the game's opponent.

Anonymous

The image is split into two parts. In the upper part, a white pelican is about to swallow a brown capybara, while other capybaras stand nearby. The lower part shows the same pelican in the back seat of a police car. The text “actions have consequences” is placed between the two images.

Anonymous

The image shows two stick figures. The left one is labeled 'My friends and boyfriend at 7 in the morning' and looks grumpy with a frown. The right one is labeled 'Me and 7 in the morning for no damn reason' and looks hyper with big eyes and a wide smile. Below the two figures it says '(they hate me now)'

Heroin Monkey

Two comments from the same user. The first comment posted 1 day ago says, "can people stop begging for followers, it's cringe." The second comment posted 2 months ago says, "Follow me or you are gay."

Cupツ

true to some ppl

A woman in a pink top and black shorts is bending over the front of a car. The text reads: I MET A PROSTITUTE WHO SAID SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR $50. GUESS WHO'S GOT HIS FRONT PORCH REPAINTED.

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