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Unimportant Intelligence

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Unimportant Intelligence

Posts a couple of memes, leaves, does so again in a year

The image shows french fries with a bowl of ketchup. The question "Did you know?" is written above and below the image.

Heroin Monkey

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a phone with a message from the camera app saying, "You need a haircut bruh im not even joking. You don't follow each other on Instagram." Followed by the text "Why does this happen" and a message that reads "My camera is talking to me."

Heroin Monkey

A screen capture of a Youtube video ad featuring Vsauce. The ad, sponsored by GoDaddy, is titled "cock and ball torture demonstration". The video has 64,000 views and was posted 55 minutes ago. The Youtube user Vsauce is subscribed to the channel.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from 4chan's /fit/ poetry corner features a Wojak next to a limerick about a surgeon named Keith who circumcises men with his teeth to get to the cheese underneath.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The anonymous poster lists a series of things they are not obsessed with such as NFTs, being transphobic or a nazi, male hierarchies, Twitter, pop stars, and annoying youtubers. The poster concludes that life is good and encourages others not to be dumbasses.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search result titled "Daily Spending For 70 Years." It calculates that spending $332 billion in 70 years requires spending approximately $12,994,129.16 per day. The search bar contains the query "vibrating buttplug for men."

Adolf Nigler

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

gyattrizz

A black and white photo depicts a man seated and encircled in red, distinct from a group of individuals in the background who are raising their arms in a Nazi salute. The text below states: "Unidentified man REFUSES to stand for Nazi salute (1944)".

Heroin Monkey

A meme showing a thumbnail from a YouTube video titled "10 Things Only Cristiano Ronaldo Did in Football" by AshStudio7. An arrow points from Cristiano Ronaldo in a football jersey to a blurred image of him naked with his genitals censored, except for a very large penis.

Heroin Monkey

The top half of the image features a close-up of an open drink can with what appears to be blood around the rim. The bottom half of the image shows a distorted and low-resolution face.

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring a still from the movie Monsters, Inc. with the text: "Kerbals boarding the 'shitfuck 2' knowing full damn well they're going to crash and burn alive."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."

Heroin Monkey

A cake with a white glaze is shown next to screenshots of comments on social media. The top comment reads "made a cake and elton john farted on it wtf" and the bottom comment reads "i literally dgaf".

Heroin Monkey

A slightly desaturated image shows a pair of khaki pants with the text "finally found some pants in my size" over them.

Nico Di Anglo

A t-shirt with a picture of Abraham Lincoln and the text "Ford's Theatre. Awful. Would not recommend." There is a one-star review.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image features a zombie and a plant from "Plants vs. Zombies" relaxing on the grass. The text reads: "How life feels when you stop caring what people think. Sorry, wrong image."

Heroin Monkey

An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.

Adolf Nigler

Quora asking the real questions.

A screenshot of a list of related questions on Quora about the KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and other groups or figures such as the IRA, white supremacists, Donald Trump, the Knights of Columbus, Asians, Satanists, and Native Americans.

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