20+ Best Mythology Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Devil

this?

A red devil with glowing yellow eyes and binary code for teeth.

Grade

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The image shows white text on a black background. The text asks why Percy's grades are not good at school, and the answer is because they are below "C Level." The text then says "Don't like my puns? My apollo-gees <3".

Captain

A two-panel image. The top panel features a Doge wearing a captain's hat inside a wooden ship cabin with the text: "Oh boy I sure do love being a captain of this boat in the middle of Pacific." The bottom panel shows a green Cheems character with tentacles on its face and wings, standing in a dark, stormy sea under a full moon, with the text: "Chtumlu".

Jokes

Vampire

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Same time next month?

Witch

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

Spider

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

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