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War

8 months ago

sending my army to war :)

A cat wearing a military helmet is superimposed on a war scene with explosions, smoke, a plane, and a soldier in the background.
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  • Lawyer

    1 year ago
    A monkey's face is looking directly at the camera. The text on the image says, "My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty."
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  • Meme

    1 year ago
    A person is at their computer, typing on the keyboard. Another person is close and saying "Babe, come to bed", and the first person responds in a speech bubble: "Not now. I gotta post memes for my mentally unstable followers."
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  • Door

    1 year ago
    A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"
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  • Year

    1 year ago
    The image shows text saying "8 year old me in my room listening to Minecraft parodies while my parents argue in the kitchen:" above a blurry video showing a person dancing in a room.
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  • Anxiety

    1 year ago

    OPOSSUM

    The image is a three-panel shot of an opossum. In the first panel, the opossum's face is shown with the text "my nek" over it. In the second panel, multiple baby opossums are on an adult opossum with the text "my bak" over them. In the third panel, an opossum is pictured with its mouth open and the text "my anxiety attak" over it.
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  • Bio

    1 year ago

    wait did caley date ashton this is her uwu crew bio

    A screenshot of a social media profile. The profile picture shows a horse. The name on the profile is "Cal3y." The profile description reads: "I'm Cal3y. I am also taken by my lovely boyfriend. Slay bae (Ashton Parkes). Slay bae."
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  • Toilet Paper

    1 year ago
    A large roll of toilet paper on a stand in a bathroom next to a toilet. The text above the image reads, "Went to my buddy's house and he thought this absolute monster was gonna slip by without further inquiry."
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  • Platypus

    1 year ago
    A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"
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    1 year ago
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  • Memes

    11 months ago
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  • Military

    1 year ago
    The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.
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  • Time

    1 year ago
    The image shows four panels, using characters from the Phineas and Ferb show. The first two panels show Perry the Platypus logging into a new device, first a smartphone, then a laptop. The third panel shows Doofenshmirtz yelling "WHO ARE YOU?!" and the last panel shows Doofenshmirtz saying "Oh good, you're back! Did you know that some hacker just tried to hack your account?"
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  • Hitler

    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video by Vsauce. The video title is 'I attempt to revive Hitler using my mind'. Below it, there is a text: 'The entire population of China'. On the right side, there are more suggested videos with titles like 'Doing drugs for science', 'I'm addicted to gambling', 'My left testicle', 'No Man's Sky part 1', and 'I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years'.
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  • Kid

    1 year ago
    A pale, humanoid creature with hands raised to the face and eyes in the palms. The text overlay reads "I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell."
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  • Phone

    1 year ago
    A man stands in front of a mirror in a bathroom and seems to have taken a photo. Text on the image says, "Forgot my phone".
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  • Memes

    11 months ago
    the homeless man watching me pull
out a .357 revolver and paint the
sidewalk with my own brains after he
asked me for a dollar
&@nickreynaa
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    Me: "Yoda please get out
of my asshole PLEASE get
out it hurts oh god it
hurts"
Yoda: "mm reach your
colon i must."
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  • Fish

    1 year ago
    A four-panel comic strip shows a person fishing. In the first panel, a fish is on the hook, saying "Ow. This hurts so bad.". In the second panel, the person says "A talking fish! Will you grant my wish?". The third panel shows the fish saying, "I don't have any magic. I can retake Jerusalem tho." In the final panel, the person is replaced with a crusader helmet with the speech bubble saying "What a coincidence."
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  • Ladder

    1 year ago
    A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."
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