1000+ Best My Memes - Page 41 - Worst Jokes Ever

Greeting

154 views · Willy b · 1 month ago

A black and white vintage-style illustration of a hand holding a dip pen is centered on a white background. Above it, text reads "Common Letter Greetings From 1889". Below it, there is a numbered list of three hostile greetings: 1. "Dearest My-Soon-to-Be-Enemy", 2. "Salutations, and I hope you enjoy contact poison", and 3. "I hope this letter finds you in a ditch".

Compliment

1 view · Smexy Baka · 3 years ago

My Mom: your so pretty! Me:

An illustration of a woman with short red hair.

Text

1 view · GG Miller · 3 years ago

I hate when people do this

A Minion dressed up as Wolverine with claws out is looking angrily at the viewer. The text says: "Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you. Now I have to change my whole text."

Phone

2 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

Cat

COOL BRO · 3 years ago

OMG WHAT IS THIS

A fluffy gray and white cat with an angry expression. The text at the bottom says, "THIS IS MY HAPPY FACE".

Sibling

82 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Hand

8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An X-ray of a human hand with the text "Yo guys I won't be posting in a while, broke my hand!"

Problem

3 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Me all the time

The image shows text at the top that says "Teacher: if you're stuck on a problem ask your partner. Me and my partner:". Below, two deer look over a green bush. A speech bubble near them says "...Now what?".

Goose

10 views · Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

Explain bear show yourself AND STOP RUINING MY ANTI TRUMP MEMES AND JOKES A IM COPING AND C THIS IS FOR JOKES AND MEMES also you are the Simpletin

A cartoon image of a white goose wearing a golden crown, holding a baseball bat, with the text "MESS WITH THE HONK YOU GET THE BONK" written above and below the goose.

Boy

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four panel meme, comparing math functions and social interactions. The first panel is labeled "Taking to my x" and contains a chat bubble saying "Hi, what's up". The second panel is labeled "Taking to my y" and contains the same chat bubble, but oriented vertically. The third panel is labeled "Taking to my cosin" and shows a sinusoidal wave graph with a chat bubble overlay. The fourth panel is labeled "Me and the boys getting a tan" and shows a graphic of four bird-like figures with a horizontal line below them and a chart on the left side. The last panel is labeled "Me committing arcsin" and shows a graph of a logarithmic arc. The website address boredpanda.com is at the bottom of the image.

Wife

7 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A cartoon image of Goku doing push-ups on a red floor in a white room. The text on top says: "Me training so my wife doesn't have to take weak punches."

Tinder

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads, "Why you using tinder?" The second message reads, "My boyfriend died last year so I'm just trying to get back in the dating scene really :)" The third message reads, "Damn thats sad." The fourth message reads, "On our first date we should use a ouija board to get his permission to smash." The final message reads, "What the fuck is wrong with you."

Username

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A young man looks directly at the camera with a distressed expression. Overlaid text reads "I was just messing around wdym I can't change my username for 30 days 😭". Visible below is the username "thecpgooner" and the word "Bro".

Stairs

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A pale, monstrous creature with glowing eyes, sharp teeth, and long claws hangs from the top of a carpeted staircase, looking down. A red circle and arrow point to a white thermostat mounted on the wall near the bottom of the stairs. Text overlay reads: "Yall fw my new thermostat?".

Brain

41 views · ⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

😔

A table titled "Evolving From Violent Language" with two columns. The left column, under the heading "Instead Of", lists phrases with the word "concussion" in them. The right column, under "Say This," offers alternative silly phrases.

Guy

2 views · EnochTyr · 2 years ago

I know people like this, and by that I mean me.

The image shows text at the top that reads "me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up". The text continues below the image that reads "the guy im tattooing:". Below this is an image of a startled-looking skull.

Cousin

crablegsforevr · 2 years ago

rip my cousins

A plate with cooked crab legs and a small bowl of melted butter.

Trip

2 views · King bob · 3 years ago

A group of people dressed as Ronald McDonald are standing closely together. The text reads "Me and my friends planning a trip that will never happen".

ALT

1 view · DADDY your boy sus alt ;) · 3 years ago

my new alt am DADDY your boy sus

A sad anime girl with black hair covers her face with her hands.

Dog

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a four panel comic. In the first panel, a woman is looking at a dog with speech bubbles coming from both of them. The woman says "The neighbour tells me you are chasing people on a bicycle..." and the dog says "I can put my dick in my ass." Below, the text says, "He can put his dick in his ass" next to an image of Snoopy doing a dance. The next panel has a warthog image with the text "A based dog alert!" Finally, the last panel is a picture of Morgan Freeman with the text, "He's right you know."