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Ring

1 year ago
The image shows a text overlay stating, "ME POSTING 'RINGS OF POWER IS BETTER THAN THE TRILOGY,' THEN PUTTING MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS." Below the text is a close-up shot of Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, looking up with his eyes rolled back, as if in discomfort or ecstasy.
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  • Rat

    1 year ago
    A gray rat wearing a chef's hat and coat is standing with its back to the viewer on a wooden counter. The rat is smiling and has an exaggerated, large backside. The text at the bottom reads "my GYATatouille".
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  • Rug

    11 months ago
    A dog wearing a top hat and a suit, with a cigar in his mouth. The text above and below the image says: "Jeeves, put out the Persian rugs. I wish to drag my anus."
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    Minecraft movie

    10 months ago
    The text reads: Calling it now. The Minecraft movie is gonna have a scene where Jack Black gets hit in the balls or something and says "Ack! My cubes!" because he has cubes for balls and the joke is that his balls are cubes.
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  • Snail

    1 year ago
    The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"
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  • Motorcycle

    1 year ago
    A cartoon character with a red face, wearing sunglasses, and smiling is displayed in the center. The text below the cartoon reads: "so long suckers! I rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement"
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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  • Cigarette

    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"
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  • Ball

    1 year ago
    A cartoon image of Spongebob's front door with two green balls stuck in the crack. The text says "Spongebob open the door. My balls are stuck."
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  • Memes

    10 months ago
    It's like 5:00pm, and Mom is driving me home as we
speak. I can't fucking believe that my mother is a
whore. I witnessed my own mother pleasing another man
and I feel disgusting.
During the ride, we didn't speak to each other for
about 30 minutes. All of a sudden, Mom asked if I
could forget everything that happened today. I said I
would, but I knew that this hoe could not step another
foot into this household.
GREG, LISTEN.
HOW ABOUT
WE FORGET
ABOUT WHAT
HAPPENED
TODAY?
YEAH, SURE.
WHATEVER.
@gabriel
She then asked me not to tell Dad about this. I said
I wouldn't, but you can't make a promise to a hoe who
breaks her wedding vows.
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  • Depression

    2 years ago
    The image shows an advertisement for an "Autism Test" by FREEQUIZGAMES. The ad features a rainbow-colored infinity symbol made of circles, and a blue "START TEST" button below it. Above the image is the text "Seeing this advert just took me out of my depression."
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  • Vaccine

    2 years ago

    wt

    The image uses the Drake meme format. In the top panel, Drake is shown with a disapproving expression, hand up as if to say no, next to the text "Chance a virus with a 99.97% recovery rate." In the bottom panel, Drake is smiling and pointing with a finger, as if in agreement, next to the text "Alter my DNA from an experimental vaccine, with NO liability, from a corrupt industry." There is a text label FALSE in a red box on the left.
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  • Pool

    5 months ago
    The meme shows two images side by side of former US president Donald Trump. The first image is labeled "My new in-ground pool" and shows Trump smiling in front of the American flag. The second image is labeled "Digging my new in-ground pool" and shows Trump with a furrowed brow, also in front of the American flag.
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  • Cat

    7 months ago

    guys, my cat is a communist check yours for signs right away

    A drawing of a cat wearing a hat and collar reminiscent of communist propaganda. The text on the image reads: "So, you think your cat's a communist."
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  • Spaghetti

    8 months ago

    Spaghetti

    A close-up of a man's face with a serious expression. Below the image is the text, "Come over, my mom's making spaghetti."
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  • Pit

    10 months ago
    A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.
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  • Work

    2 years ago

    Me but at school

    A baby with its eyes closed and fingers in its ear is shown along with the text "WALKING INTO WORK LIKE 'LAWD YOU KNOW I NEED MY JOB, PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A CALM SPIRIT TODAY'"
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  • South Park

    2 years ago

    Me and my 3 friends be like :

    The image shows four cartoon characters with big smiles next to a TV screen. The text above the images reads "ME AND THE GANG WATCHING SOUTH PARK BE LIKE". On the TV screen, the cartoon character Eric Cartman from South Park is visible.
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  • Safety

    2 years ago

    Those vids be like abt safety:

    An image depicts a cartoon green pickle with a scared face and a life buoy with an angry face. The pickle says, "Don't be stupid!". The life buoy says, "Get my body maker!".
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  • Sex

    2 years ago

    sus

    Two comments by ashton parkes. The first comment at 5:01 AM reads: "y not u need my dick inside u first". The second comment at 5:28 AM reads: "when we have sex".
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