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Sexual act

MEME LORD · 2 years ago
  • A screenshot of a Twitter post from user @BreezyCarter_. The text reads: 'Hubby likes shoving soft boiled eggs up my vagina (I can hold 3) and then I squat down and lay the eggs like a hen and hubby will eat them coated with my juices 😋'
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    Weapon

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • Image shows a depiction of heaven, with a multitude of figures in white robes. A blue planet is visible on the lower left, while on the lower right, two figures with wings are visible. The text overlay reads: "my whole bloodline chanting my name as i reach for the officers weapon".
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  • Slipper

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A top-down view shows a pair of feet wearing black, white, and red striped slide sandals on a light brown carpet. In the upper left corner of the image, a large brown cockroach is visible on the carpet. A black bar across the center of the image contains the text: My Gucci slippers came in today.
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    Masturbation

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.
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    Year

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.
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  • Male

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image is a screenshot of a 4chan conversation with two photos attached. The first photo shows a very simple, mostly white bedroom with a bed, a ceiling fan, and a window. The second photo shows a bedroom with a wooden nightstand next to a bed, a green lamp, a bottle of beer, and a pizza box on the nightstand. The text above the photos reads: "Do males really live like this?"  The subsequent messages are "yeah although I put a cool t-rex lamp next to my bed", "that's fucking sick dude" and "based t-rex chad"
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    Workout

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Reasons to workout with your partner.

    A woman with rabbit ears in two panels. In the first panel, she's flexing and smiling, with the text "Feel my gains, bro". In the second panel, she is looking more serious, still flexing and allowing her chest to be grabbed by a hand.
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  • Bird

    s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽ · 2 years ago
  • rip my bird he died :(

    A bird sits on a towel. The text 'My baby' is written in a handwritten font on the image.
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    Accident

    原田 · 2 years ago
  • The image contains text that reads "My sister: *Hits my foot by accident* Me: 'Ouch, you just broke-'" above an image of cells dividing.
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  • Embarrassment

    Thoughtless · 2 years ago
  • WTF is this?

    A screenshot of a comment made by a user named 'muffjn' on a social media platform. The text of the comment reads, 'i was listening to mcr and my mom walked in so i switched the tab to gay porn cause thats less embarrasing'. The timestamp indicates the comment was posted on 18 Sep 2023.
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    Product

    kate✨ · 2 years ago
  • A still from Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse shows Miles Morales with his hands on either side of his head and his mouth open in an expression of shock and surprise. The meme text reads, "Youtubers: This product wasn't sponsored, I bought it with my own money. How they think we react."
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  • Story

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."
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    Weed

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a tumblr post showing three separate comments. The first post says "Learned today that my ex-husband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that banned him from DJing at her sex club because he kept playing his version of 'Lean on Me' made entirely of samples of Homer saying 'd'oh'." The second comment says "AMAZING". The third comment says "Every word in that sentence is better than the last".
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  • Schedule

    DAP ME UP · 1 year ago
  • Rate my daily schedule

    The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."
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    Bag

    ✨Jassy✨ · 1 year ago
  • My big back moment

    A woman with long hair and large hoop earrings is looking upwards with an open mouth. The text above her reads "when you finish your french fries but you find extra ones at the bottom of the bag".
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  • Mom

    CallMeLyxi · 1 year ago
  • Childhood fears

    The image is split into two parts. The left side contains the text: "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:". On the right side, there's a picture of a white cat with black spots on its head being grabbed by a large, orange toy with red tentacles, resembling a monster.
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    Male

    Blach66.1 · 2 years ago
  • Screenshot from the BitLife game. The character is an infant, Joaquin Castro, who was conceived on his parents' honeymoon. His mother is 18 and father is 47, both unemployed.
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  • Harry Potter

    Centrebro · 2 years ago
  • HARRY POTTER MEMES

    The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!'  Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.'  Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?'  Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'
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    Decision

    🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙 · 2 years ago
  • It says “Me acting socked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes” VERY TRUE

    A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a shocked expression, his hand covering his mouth. Text above him reads "Me acting shocked when my poor decisions lead to negative outcomes."
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  • Home

    Pokemon4Ever · 2 years ago
  • The image shows a text that says, "Me: \"when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together\"  Me when I get home:". Below, there is a photo of a guinea pig wrapped up in a bed sheet.
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