1000+ Best My Memes - Page 33 - Worst Jokes Ever

Baby

Yourgirl_gabby13! · 3 years ago

Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...

A baby with an angry expression wears a green plaid shirt and a black bow tie. The text overlaid on the image reads, "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS."

Answer

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

When someone shout outs the answer when i was raising my hand

A person with a blue hat and a blue shirt looks annoyed and slightly smiles at the camera.

Grammar

welcome to hell · 3 years ago

My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??

A close-up of a cartoon character that looks like Buzz Lightyear with a thoughtful expression. Below the face is the text 'hmm'.

Seafood diet

im a BAANNAANNAA · 3 years ago

my new twin

A chubby boy is flexing his biceps. The text on the image says "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Friend

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

ELI FR

In a "Toy Story" scene, Woody is discarded in favor of Bo Peep. Above, the text reads, "My friend: We're going to grind to diamond this season. Also my friend after getting a girlfriend." The text below reads, "I don't want to play with you anymore."

Sigma

Pankake · 1 year ago

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Asshole

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A four-panel meme with text above. The top text reads 'ME: I don't understand why my asshole always hurts. Also ME:'. Below this are four images: The top left shows a jar of sliced jalapeño peppers. The top right shows a bowl of red salsa. The bottom left shows a pile of red chili peppers. The bottom right shows a person's torso holding a very large, ribbed, purple butt plug.

Greeting

Willy b · 3 months ago

A black and white vintage-style illustration of a hand holding a dip pen is centered on a white background. Above it, text reads "Common Letter Greetings From 1889". Below it, there is a numbered list of three hostile greetings: 1. "Dearest My-Soon-to-Be-Enemy", 2. "Salutations, and I hope you enjoy contact poison", and 3. "I hope this letter finds you in a ditch".

Sister

ADDI♥♥ · 3 years ago

ME AND MY SISTER IM ONE IN GLASSES

Two young women, likely sisters, are taking a selfie. Both are making a kissing face. The woman on the right wears sunglasses and a white beanie.

Face reveal

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

MY FACE REVEAL!!!!! THANK TO SO MUCH TO 20 FOLLOWERS LOL

A boy with brown hair and a gray shirt is sitting and giving the peace sign to the camera. He is smiling slightly.

Stock

Wade · 2 years ago

Stonks

A photo of Dwayne Johnson's face is superimposed over a stock chart. The text on top of the image reads: "My brain at 3am: Dwayne the 'stock' Johnson". The background contains numbers and graphs.

Leak

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A four-panel meme. The top row is labeled "MOVIE LEAKS". The left image shows a Wojak wearing a mask over a sad face, with the text "This character dies". The right image shows a crying Wojak with glasses, screaming, with the text "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!". The bottom row is labeled "RADIATION LEAKS". The left image shows a distorted Wojak face with red blotches, multiple eyes, and mushrooms growing from its head, with the text "bLURGH GHSAAGHLR". The right image shows a human skull with melting skin and exposed bone, with the text "My Skin is literally Melting".

Dream

Wade · 2 years ago

Bredbear

A meme showing a comparison between "my friends dreams" and "my dreams". "My friend's dreams" shows two Chad figures, with text saying "I dreamed I kissed my crush" and "nice". "My dreams" shows a bunch of bread and characters from "Five Nights at Freddy's" embedded into the bread. There is also text that says "Five Nights at BRreddy's".

Diarrhea

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".

Shift

DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago

hahhahahahaha

The image shows a close-up of a person's face with dark circles around their eyes and a wide, exaggerated smile. The text on the image reads, "MY FACE" at the top and "AFTER A 48 HOUR SHIFT" at the bottom. The watermark "nursebuff.com" is in the lower right corner.

World

poodle · 3 years ago

my hair line go's around the would but not my freind

A photo of two young people. The person in the front has blond hair pulled into a small bun on top of their head. They are looking down at the camera with a slight smirk. The person in the background has red hair, wears glasses, and is slightly blurred, looking at the camera. The text on the post says: "my hair line goes around the world but not my friend".

User

blach66 · 3 years ago

Do you like my clash of clans user?

Life

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

shut the fuck up you pussy ass fucking bitch motherfucking parent depleater

The image shows three dogs, each labeled with a word. On the left is "my car", in the middle is "me" and on the right is "work". "Me" is in the middle pulling a toy labeled "money" away from "my car" and towards "work". The text above the dogs says "How life is going right now".

Lion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a split panel comparing "1 trillion lions" to "the sun". Below this is a comment stating "The lions would win if they attacked at night" followed by an image of Jeremy Clarkson saying "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening".

Bread

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A close-up photograph shows a rectangular loaf of bread resting on a table surface. The bread is charred black, but bright orange and red light glows intensely through deep cracks in the surface, making it look like a piece of cooling lava or magma. The caption at the bottom reads, "Burnt my bread a little".