My Memes - Page 61 - Worst Jokes Ever

Coffee

A woman with messy hair is screaming with her mouth open. The text reads: WHEN I DON'T GET MY MORNING COFFEE

Boyfriend

my sister sent me this and saying its her bf

A young man with curly hair wearing a white baseball jersey.

Bed

That’s my little Draco!

The image shows a three-panel meme. In the first panel, Hermione looks surprised and the text says, "I'M GOING TO BED". In the second panel, Draco smiles mischievously. The text on the second panel says, "CAN I SLYTHERIN?". In the third panel, Hermione looks annoyed, and Harry also appears to be looking annoyed.

Finger

The image shows a sequence of four panels featuring a seagull with the text "I push", then "my fingers", then "into my", and finally "eyes" placed above the seagull in each panel. The last panel is colored in red.

Hairline

A digital painting of a woman with a very high hairline and a somber expression. The text above the image says "Me trying to get my hairline back to where it used to be."

Picture

A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

Chat

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Plant

A four-panel comic. In the first panel, a woman with a green bow in her hair waters a basil plant with a red watering can. In the second, she looks sad while watering an empty pot labeled "Thyme", next to other pots labeled "Rosemary" and "Nirnroot". In the third panel, she asks a man, "Honey, why isn't my Thyme growing?" He replies, "Be patient. Give it some Thyme." In the fourth panel, the woman is in a hospital bed with an IV drip. A bear-like doctor shows her an X-ray of a human chest, with a bone clearly labeled "Thymus". The comic is attributed to Enzo Comics and CUEK.CO.

Toast

Hehehehe toastie >:)

A screenshot of a question about favorite meal with a provided answer of "Dinner and Burritos". A student answered "Toast" to the question.

Dog

Friend:Want to see my dogs?Me:Yeeeahh.Friend:

A close up of a person's foot showing their toes with white nail polish.

Princess

say hello to my little princess. isnt she beutifull?? xx

A person applies pink blush with a makeup brush while holding a pink makeup palette with the word 'Kylie' on it.

Object

The image shows four images arranged in a grid with a black background. The text at the top of each column reads: 'The Him,' 'My Shit,' 'Super Smexy Spongebob,' and 'Light Switches.' Below these are, respectively, a yellow head with pecs, a Pou game image, a Spongebob image, and a light switch. At the bottom, it reads 'Heaviest Objects In The Universe'

Pet

lol

A picture of a raw chicken body with a fish head, which is smoking a cigarette. The text on the image reads: "Vegan: my pet is vegan too and she's fine. Her pet:".

My Melody

bestiiess

The image shows several cartoon characters and elements associated with the Sanrio characters My Melody and Kuromi. 'Darumachan' is written in Japanese in the top left corner, while 'My Melody' and 'Kuromi' are written in English in the center.

Diss

The image shows a tweet by Hip Hop All Day, which quotes NAV dissing Drake in a song and is taken from Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poet Department'. Below the tweet, there are three images: one of Drake, one of NAV, and the album cover of Taylor Swift. The album cover reads: 'The Tortured Poet Department' by Taylor Swift and 'The Alchemy (feat. NAV)'.

Joe Biden

My classmates are COO COO

Toaster

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

Word

Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Dance

At my school dance having a all nighter

A group of four young people posing for a picture in front of a balloon display and black and red streamers. One of them is wearing a Ghostface mask.