My Memes - Page 60 - Worst Jokes Ever

Chat

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Finger

The image shows a sequence of four panels featuring a seagull with the text "I push", then "my fingers", then "into my", and finally "eyes" placed above the seagull in each panel. The last panel is colored in red.

Peace

aiyyaaaaaaa

A yellow minion character stands next to the text: "My therapist told me: the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two of my children's lives. I feel better already."

Bed

That’s my little Draco!

The image shows a three-panel meme. In the first panel, Hermione looks surprised and the text says, "I'M GOING TO BED". In the second panel, Draco smiles mischievously. The text on the second panel says, "CAN I SLYTHERIN?". In the third panel, Hermione looks annoyed, and Harry also appears to be looking annoyed.

Interview

Me!

A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."

Boyfriend

my sister sent me this and saying its her bf

A young man with curly hair wearing a white baseball jersey.

Toast

Hehehehe toastie >:)

A screenshot of a question about favorite meal with a provided answer of "Dinner and Burritos". A student answered "Toast" to the question.

Bank Account

A split image showing an older man, known as Hide the Pain Harold, sitting on a couch. In the top frame, he is looking at a laptop with a forced, pained smile. In the bottom frame, he is looking directly at the viewer with the same forced, pained smile. The text above reads: 'My face when I check my bank account'.

Dog

Friend:Want to see my dogs?Me:Yeeeahh.Friend:

A close up of a person's foot showing their toes with white nail polish.

Joe Biden

My classmates are COO COO

Toaster

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Dance

At my school dance having a all nighter

A group of four young people posing for a picture in front of a balloon display and black and red streamers. One of them is wearing a Ghostface mask.

My Melody

bestiiess

The image shows several cartoon characters and elements associated with the Sanrio characters My Melody and Kuromi. 'Darumachan' is written in Japanese in the top left corner, while 'My Melody' and 'Kuromi' are written in English in the center.

Object

The image shows four images arranged in a grid with a black background. The text at the top of each column reads: 'The Him,' 'My Shit,' 'Super Smexy Spongebob,' and 'Light Switches.' Below these are, respectively, a yellow head with pecs, a Pou game image, a Spongebob image, and a light switch. At the bottom, it reads 'Heaviest Objects In The Universe'

Princess

say hello to my little princess. isnt she beutifull?? xx

A person applies pink blush with a makeup brush while holding a pink makeup palette with the word 'Kylie' on it.

Word

Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.

Pet

lol

A picture of a raw chicken body with a fish head, which is smoking a cigarette. The text on the image reads: "Vegan: my pet is vegan too and she's fine. Her pet:".

Diss

The image shows a tweet by Hip Hop All Day, which quotes NAV dissing Drake in a song and is taken from Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poet Department'. Below the tweet, there are three images: one of Drake, one of NAV, and the album cover of Taylor Swift. The album cover reads: 'The Tortured Poet Department' by Taylor Swift and 'The Alchemy (feat. NAV)'.

Uncle

my uncle in 2008 his name is Aamad

A framed portrait of a boy.