1000+ Best My Memes - Page 64 - Worst Jokes Ever

Idea

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Toast

Hehehehe toastie >:)

A screenshot of a question about favorite meal with a provided answer of "Dinner and Burritos". A student answered "Toast" to the question.

Dog

Friend:Want to see my dogs?Me:Yeeeahh.Friend:

A close up of a person's foot showing their toes with white nail polish.

Toaster

Throw the bed sheet or better yet, throw the entire bed out

A picture of a bed with a splattered mess and a plate with toaster strudels. The text above the image reads: "I was eating a toaster strudel in bed and dropped it. No way my wife is gonna believe that story."

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Princess

say hello to my little princess. isnt she beutifull?? xx

A person applies pink blush with a makeup brush while holding a pink makeup palette with the word 'Kylie' on it.

Word

Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.

Object

The image shows four images arranged in a grid with a black background. The text at the top of each column reads: 'The Him,' 'My Shit,' 'Super Smexy Spongebob,' and 'Light Switches.' Below these are, respectively, a yellow head with pecs, a Pou game image, a Spongebob image, and a light switch. At the bottom, it reads 'Heaviest Objects In The Universe'

Pet

lol

A picture of a raw chicken body with a fish head, which is smoking a cigarette. The text on the image reads: "Vegan: my pet is vegan too and she's fine. Her pet:".

Joe Biden

My classmates are COO COO

My Melody

bestiiess

The image shows several cartoon characters and elements associated with the Sanrio characters My Melody and Kuromi. 'Darumachan' is written in Japanese in the top left corner, while 'My Melody' and 'Kuromi' are written in English in the center.

Dance

At my school dance having a all nighter

A group of four young people posing for a picture in front of a balloon display and black and red streamers. One of them is wearing a Ghostface mask.

Diss

The image shows a tweet by Hip Hop All Day, which quotes NAV dissing Drake in a song and is taken from Taylor Swift's new album 'The Tortured Poet Department'. Below the tweet, there are three images: one of Drake, one of NAV, and the album cover of Taylor Swift. The album cover reads: 'The Tortured Poet Department' by Taylor Swift and 'The Alchemy (feat. NAV)'.

Girl

my girl

A woman with brown hair is wearing a gray top.

Uncle

my uncle in 2008 his name is Aamad

A framed portrait of a boy.

Introvert

A tweet by Vivian that reads: "single introverts be like if it's meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room."

Religion

The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend.

A black and white target with a red dot in the middle and four red dots on the outer ring. The image says: "The New religion. Submit to Nevelah. The Carcass awaits you my friend."

Celebrity

My beloved

A close-up of a person with dark hair, pale skin and red jacket, wearing a black turtleneck. He looks directly at the camera with a slightly pouty expression.

Jokes

Ocd

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

Wheelchair

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

Self Harm

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."